# The stonks pitch meets the wreckage

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Observations through 2026-09-09 10:15 UTC · Published 2026-09-09 13:37:35 UTC

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## In a minute

Stock-market parody is the thread to follow in this snapshot. Eight boosted Solana tokens in the sampled stock-parody cohort showed losses of 91–97.5% in the source’s trailing price windows, with only $2,000–$5,000 of reported liquidity each. Fresh launches under the same theme were still collecting promotion.

LAPTOP is the stranger story: the same name appears across three chains, but the sampled posts never establish what the meme means or which version its community recognises. Several headline numbers are suspect.

This is a rereading of the 9 September research window, ending at 10:15 UTC. The figures below have not been refreshed.

## How the stonks pitch travels

The hook is a familiar stock ticker recast as a meme. The sampled posts go further: they describe a BNB campaign rewarding memes paired with tokenized stocks, a wallet leaderboard, and launchpads built around the theme. The advertised $4 million reward pool remains a third-party claim; the official rules were not retrieved.

On Solana, STONKSZN’s recorded pool was about five hours old, with 500 paid boosts, roughly $1.47 million in reported volume and $62,000 in liquidity. Posts also asked for leaderboard votes and sold access to call groups. We can identify those promotional mechanisms; we cannot establish who purchased the boosts or how much demand they caused.

**Our read.** Promotion and repeated stock-themed naming are visible. Whether this attention becomes sustained participation is still an open question. (confidence: moderate; the same sample contains heavily promoted new launches and a damaged earlier cohort)

Receipts: [\[2\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-dexscreener) [\[18\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard) [\[28\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-calls) [\[27\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-votes) [\[21\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-solotop-launchpads)

Token records: [STONKSZN · Solana · HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hqsxsxd2bhpa8v21twtjv6tbkr8yyh3b8rkgs1bspump)

## A hot theme can contain a wrecked cohort

The eight sampled stock-parody tokens were only about four to twenty-one hours old. Their reported losses and thin remaining liquidity are the useful contrast to the fresh-launch excitement. Their earlier trading volume does not describe the liquidity available at the observation time.

The discovery feed selects boosted tokens. That gives us a view of this promotional sample, not a survival rate for the entire theme. It also cannot show that paid boosts caused the losses. The larger STONK pool was recorded at about $2.65 million in liquidity; these tokens do not all have the same market behind the name.

Receipts: [\[4\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort) [\[1\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonk-trending)

Token records: [STONK · Solana · 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-6gmafsys4gk3fdao5fzzysqppzawsa4rujhacpmpungx)

## LAPTOP: a ticker in search of a story

The name travelled farther than our explanation of it. Pool search and newest-pool feeds recorded LAPTOP-named pools on BNB Smart Chain, Solana and Base. The earliest pool in the capped search was on BNB Smart Chain. That does not establish the original token, a shared team, or a migration.

The report’s largest sampled Solana version was quoted near $685 million FDV. A different Base pool was quoted above $3 billion on just 24 transactions, while holder providers disagreed sharply on the Solana token’s holder count. Treat those anomalies as unresolved data questions. Valuation rankings do not establish where capital flowed.

The missing receipt is cultural: an attributable origin post, the reference behind the name, and evidence linking a community to a specific contract. The sampled X posts mostly watch the price action. We do not yet have enough to tell the joke.

Receipts: [\[10\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools) [\[33\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus) [\[34\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-authority-scan) [\[29\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-laptop-msb)

## What can wait

Cat-themed names appear in the data, but this pass found no shared catalyst and has no earlier observation to establish persistence. They stay in the research record without becoming a third headline.

We are also leaving out the speculative connection between “Robinhood Killer” and a corporate-news item in an AI digest. No retrieved source connects them. Sharing a name is a lead to investigate, not a relationship to publish as established.

Receipts: [\[14\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending) [\[15\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-basecat-trending) [\[31\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-otto-digest)

## The next test

Stonks: revisit the same contracts after the initial promotional window. Compare liquidity and trading participation over matched observation windows, including tokens that disappear from the trending feed. Broader participation and sustained liquidity would strengthen the case for durable interest; renewed visibility alone would not.

BNB campaign: obtain the official rules before treating any date as a catalyst. Third-party posts mention an 11 September snapshot, but the timezone and exact schedule remain unverified.

LAPTOP: resolve the origin and contract identity, then corroborate the anomalous figures. A larger FDV print would not answer either question.

Receipts: [\[4\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort) [\[19\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-something-labs) [\[10\]](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)

## Our first checkpoint

This is still our first observation, not a follow-up showing what happened next. The question we are carrying forward is whether promotion becomes lasting participation. A later edition should return to this same cohort, including its quiet failures and any unexpected survivors.

Coverage is partial across Solana, Base and BNB Smart Chain. Social coverage came through one unvetted search provider, direct launchpad feeds were unavailable, and some holder data was unreliable. The complete observations, contract identities, checks and source failures are available below.

## Full research, token records \& sources

## Edition details

- **Report ID**: `2026-09-09T1020Z-r2`
- **Published**: 2026-09-09 13:37:35 UTC
- **Observation window**: 2026-09-08 09:07 UTC to 2026-09-09 10:15 UTC (Original research collected on 9 September between 09:06 and 10:15 UTC. Trailing metrics keep their original observation times. This revision adds no later observations.)
- **Previous report**: [2026-09-09T1020Z](/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z/)
- **Revision**: 2; revises [2026-09-09T1020Z](/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z/). Editorial revision of the same research window: adds a short reading edition, separates promotion from demand, narrows unsupported origin and capital-flow claims, corrects the CATE transaction ranking and LAPTOP liquidity comparison, and replaces speculative watch triggers. No new market observations were collected.
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- **Generated by**: trenches editorial revision — 2026-09-09 — Edited from the previous Frames research pass; no new research calls.

## Coverage

Chains and sources actually observed in this window (3). Anything not listed here was not covered.

- **Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)** — partial — Newest DEX pools (15, GeckoTerminal), DexScreener boosted and newly profiled tokens (15 + 14), GeckoTerminal trending pools (10), pool search for the LAPTOP, STONKSZN and KILLER clusters, X search, GoPlus holder data for five leading tokens and authority/sell-simulation scans for three of them. Other Solana tokens were not checked; the pump.fun launch feed was not observed. — sources: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools), [DexScreener boosted and newly profiled Solana tokens via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-discover-sol), [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending), [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending), [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search), [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search), [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders), [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority), [Pump.fun launch and graduation feeds via Frames (x402-services)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-pumpfun-launches)
- **Base mainnet (eip155:8453)** — partial — Newest DEX pools (15), DexScreener discovery (2 tokens, addresses redacted), GeckoTerminal trending pools (10), pool search results, and GoPlus holder data for one token (a second query returned unreliable data). — sources: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools), [DexScreener boosted and newly profiled EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-discover-evm), [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending), [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search), [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)
- **BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)** — partial — Newest DEX pools (15), DexScreener discovery (2 tokens, addresses redacted), pool search results for LAPTOP, and X search around the BNB Stonks Szn campaign. Holder data was unavailable and Four.meme launch feeds were not queried. — sources: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools), [DexScreener boosted and newly profiled EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-discover-evm), [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search), [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search), [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)

### Known gaps

- Holder concentration was obtained for only five Solana tokens (STONKSZN, STONK, KILLER and two LAPTOP mints) and authority scans for three; every other Solana token's checks are unknown. The GoPlus holder figures for both LAPTOP mints look capped or placeholder. (impact: moderate)
- No direct launchpad feed (pump.fun launches and graduations, Four.meme, Virtuals): the provider was refused as unproven. Launch activity is inferred from DEX pool creation times only. (impact: high)
- Ethereum mainnet, Arbitrum, Polygon, Avalanche, Optimism and all testnets were not covered. Robinhood Chain pools appeared in search results but the chain was not covered and its chain id was not verified. (impact: moderate)
- Pool search returns at most ten pools per query, so earlier or larger pools for LAPTOP, STONKSZN and KILLER may exist unseen; origin claims are correspondingly weak. (impact: moderate)
- The DexScreener discovery tools redacted token addresses; two Base and two BNB Chain discoveries (ELON, XBT, FOUREX, STAQ) could not be identified and were dropped. (impact: low)
- Social coverage is one X search provider flagged unvetted, with no influential-account matches; the Twitter digest is an AI summary. (impact: moderate)

## What changed since [2026-09-09T1020Z](/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z/)

- \[correction\] Editorial revision of the same research window: adds a short reading edition, separates promotion from demand, narrows unsupported origin and capital-flow claims, corrects the CATE transaction ranking and LAPTOP liquidity comparison, and replaces speculative watch triggers. No new market observations were collected. \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort), [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [stonk-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonk-trending), [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending)\]

## Narratives

### Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Lifecycle: emerging · confidence: moderate · id: `stonks-season`

Stock-parody names and claimed tokenized-stock pairings appear in the sampled pools and posts. Third-party posts describe chain-specific launchpads and a BNB incentive campaign; official campaign rules and project relationships were not independently established.

#### Catalysts

- BNB Chain campaign: a weekly meme leaderboard for bStocks-paired tokens inside Binance Wallet, week 1 running 4–12 September with a snapshot on 11 September and a stated $4M pool (per third-party posts; official announcement not retrieved). (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) \[evidence: [tw-flap-leaderboard](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard), [tw-something-labs](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-something-labs), [tw-rakib-bnb](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-rakib-bnb)\]
- Launchpads specialised in stock-themed memes are being named per chain: Pons on Robinhood Chain, stonk.fun on Solana, 4stock on BSC, and STONKEX proposed as Base's counterpart (one post; figures unverified). (observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC) \[evidence: [tw-solotop-launchpads](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-solotop-launchpads), [tw-babystonk](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-babystonk)\]

#### Tokens

- [STONK](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-6gmafsys4gk3fdao5fzzysqppzawsa4rujhacpmpungx) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx` — role: leader — Highest FDV in the cluster (about 173M USD across two trending Solana pools).
- [STONKSZN](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hqsxsxd2bhpa8v21twtjv6tbkr8yyh3b8rkgs1bspump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump` — role: member — Launched about five hours before observation; +329% in 24h with 500 paid boosts.
- [STONKSZN](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xf658813c4fdd08288d3d18a54eb1a5851d01dc87) on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — `0xf658813c4fdd08288d3d18a54eb1a5851d01dc87` — role: unknown — Same ticker on Base; later sampled pool creation time. Team relationship and derivative status were not established.
- [KILLER](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-3d2uilwjmrutgnh5fg7k55gybmojzmjn5ghpycucpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `3d2UiLwJmRUtgnH5FG7K55GYBmojZmJn5GHPyCUCpump` — role: member — 'Robinhood Killer'; 36.7 hours old, +134%.
- [STONKEX](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5) on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — `0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5` — role: member — Base; described as a stonks exchange in one post.
- [Nasduck](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-7y7v1a4m2nwk7bmgbka5b4vr1pdvck7yva3hnrqkraze) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `7Y7V1a4m2nWK7BMgbka5B4vR1pDvCK7yva3Hnrqkraze` — role: member — Stock-index parody name; trending Solana pool.
- [AICAT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-fclgsb8utgppivdhrfhbpkqsns3ki9e9nhxbtebepump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump` — role: member — Cat token whose profile claims a pairing with Nvidia; overlaps the cat cluster.
- [DOWBONES](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-9nq19kekycmtshza9hegxxbkeagaotgxqfjfbfgupump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `9nQ19kEKYcmtSHZA9hEgxXBkEAGAotgXQFJFBFgUpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-91% in 24h).
- [MSFT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-28zhuzqjwtg97khjzuuwypc82vmckuza629facmrpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.8%).
- [STONKLESS](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-8epbcvhvzhdiaywem9vaf57ngktgvlc9k7orth2pump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `8epBCVHVZHdiAYweM9vAF57ngKtGVLC9k7oRTh2pump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.3%).
- [NYSEDOG](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-albmtj6zl8auvo1gtk9f2qehm1qtfjku8lmxfe7cpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `ALBMTj6ZL8AUVo1GTk9F2qeHm1qTfJKu8LMXFe7Cpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.8%).
- [INTC](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-5cnaefksqlgve3bjufkvazjtxkh2zhhku3ao7pcipump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.5%).
- [Nascat](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-9e2g754kyeujnulkpuzubuxyywnhcr9iakdpjbphpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.5%).
- [StockPad](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-ukgvgmqwwrbtmvu4wmwdnyguxnydfscnz8fuvvxpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `uKGvgmqwwRbtMVu4WmwDNYGuXnYdfScNZ8FUVvXpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-95.5%), 4.1 hours old.
- [MEMELESS](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-3hyoqkfyqyg1hpxfkvqn5q1sqt7lqmihf7c4unbdpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `3hyoQKfyQyg1HpxFkvqn5q1Sqt7LqmihF7c4UNBdpump` — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.4%), 4.2 hours old.

#### Observed

- STONK was in the Solana trending pool list twice (Orca and Meteora) at about 173M USD FDV, with 72,629 transactions in 24h on the Meteora pool. \[evidence: [stonk-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonk-trending)\]
- STONKSZN's Solana pool was created at 04:38 UTC; by 09:47 UTC it showed +329% in 24h, 1.47M USD volume, 62K USD liquidity and 500 paid DexScreener boosts. A Base pool with the same ticker followed at 06:02 UTC, and at least seven more STONKSZN-named Solana pools exist at 2K–22K USD FDV. \[evidence: [stonkszn-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-dexscreener), [stonkszn-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-pools)\]
- A cohort of stock-parody tokens launched 15–21 hours earlier (DOWBONES, MSFT, STONKLESS, NYSEDOG, INTC, Nascat) and two launched about four hours earlier (StockPad, MEMELESS) each showed -91% to -97.5% in 24h, 2–5K USD liquidity and 0.8–3.2M USD reported volume; all carried paid boosts and the source flagged thin\_liquidity and volume\_far\_above\_liquidity. \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]
- KILLER ('Robinhood Killer'), 36.7 hours old, held 136–145K USD FDV with +134% in 24h; five other KILLER-named Solana pools sit at 2.9K–25K USD FDV. \[evidence: [killer-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-killer-pools)\]
- On Base, STONKEX was in the trending pool list at 10.4M USD FDV with 4,980 transactions in 24h. \[evidence: [stonkex-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkex-trending)\]
- Robinhood Chain pools for STONKSZN / WETH and CUDAMOON / NVDA (Pons V2) appeared in pool search; no token entries were created for that chain because its chain id was not verified. \[evidence: [stonkszn-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-pools), [cudamoon-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cudamoon-pools)\]
- Posts describe the BNB Chain campaign's mechanics (bStocks-paired memes, HODLer index, weekly snapshots) and one post claims the Chinese-named token 牛来 leads week 1; a 牛来 / USDT pool created at 08:30 UTC appeared in the newest BSC pools, but the token address could not be resolved. \[evidence: [tw-something-labs](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-something-labs), [tw-flap-leaderboard](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard), [bsc-new-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-bsc-new-pools)\]
- Sampled posts about STONKSZN included near-identical leaderboard-vote requests and paid-group solicitations citing its rise. These posts do not establish a shared operator. \[evidence: [tw-stonkszn-votes](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-votes), [tw-stonkszn-calls](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-calls)\]

#### Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

- The campaign and launchpad posts suggest incentives may help spread the theme, but these observations do not establish their effect on demand. (confidence: low; basis: third-party promotional posts; official campaign rules were not retrieved)
- The sampled boosted cohort shows substantial losses and thin liquidity. It cannot establish a failure rate for all late entrants or whether promotion caused the losses. (confidence: moderate; basis: a selected boosted-token discovery feed, without a control cohort or trade-level analysis)

#### Contradictions

- A 98K-follower account says on-chain heat around the BSC bStocks and stock-meme competition 'retreated a bit' in the last two days. \[evidence: [tw-kay-capital](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-kay-capital)\]

#### Relative strength within the narrative

- [STONK](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-6gmafsys4gk3fdao5fzzysqppzawsa4rujhacpmpungx): Held about 173M USD FDV while the parody cohort collapsed; an automated whale alert reported a 67.76K USD buy at 178.83M USD market cap. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [stonk-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonk-trending), [tw-moby-stonk-whale](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-moby-stonk-whale)\]
- [KILLER](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-3d2uilwjmrutgnh5fg7k55gybmojzmjn5ghpycucpump): At 36.7 hours old it was still up 134% in 24h, unlike the 15–21 hour cohort. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [killer-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-killer-pools)\]
- [STONKSZN](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hqsxsxd2bhpa8v21twtjv6tbkr8yyh3b8rkgs1bspump): Strongest 24h move in the cluster (+329%) but 62K USD liquidity against 1.47M USD volume makes the price fragile. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [stonkszn-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-dexscreener)\]
- [STONKEX](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5): The only Base member with meaningful FDV (10.4M USD); liquidity about 70K USD. (confidence: low) \[evidence: [stonkex-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkex-trending)\]

Narrative evidence: \[evidence: [tw-flap-leaderboard](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard), [tw-solotop-launchpads](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-solotop-launchpads), [otto-digest](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-otto-digest)\]

### LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin

Lifecycle: emerging · confidence: moderate · id: `laptop`

Multiple LAPTOP-named pools appeared across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base. Pool counts do not establish the number of independent token copies. The origin, cultural reference and relationships between contracts remain unknown.

#### Catalysts

- Unknown. X search for 'laptop' and '$LAPTOP' returned only commentary (an 18K-follower account declining to buy; another advising wait-and-see) and no explanation of the meme. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) \[evidence: [tw-laptop-msb](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-laptop-msb), [tw-laptop-wait](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-laptop-wait)\]

#### Tokens

- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-xcmvw52eryh49ituoppbfn4plghkwe9fhhuajcvpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-momcg32vae7joec1pnvnxtkdgit7eejewuw6gvcpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-dpnn2rcnvggak5anxesj56bg1lpk9f59kpls12py7kty) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `DpNn2rcNvGGAk5AnxeSj56BG1LPk9f59kPLs12Py7KtY` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-3efwxlyq2g5uk8uocibecktbaisst7wbk8zr5jt3qexg) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `3EFWXLYq2G5UK8uoCiBEcKtBAisst7wbK8zR5JT3QexG` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-5hhq2zzygzibaznxwgmypmlzhj8pdhd78qvvh6sguica) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `5hhq2zZYGZibAZNXWgmYpmLZHj8PdhD78QvVh6sGUica` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-bsc-0xe01dab0f0bc9ffb93dc47eaeb01931d7994affff) on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — `0xe01dab0f0bc9ffb93dc47eaeb01931d7994affff` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-bsc-0x586e2102d500aa5f7d01aec064dcf1ca41db7777) on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — `0x586e2102d500aa5f7d01aec064dcf1ca41db7777` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-bsc-0xbf2128b8dbdef617af9ce25b1693836ade377b9f) on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — `0xbf2128b8dbdef617af9ce25b1693836ade377b9f` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07) on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — `0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xb2000000000000000000001db6b25b764a8e59a2) on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — `0xb2000000000000000000001db6b25b764a8e59a2` — role: unknown — Identity recorded by chain and address; relationship to other LAPTOP-named contracts is unverified.

#### Observed

- Pool search for LAPTOP returned ten pools: five on Solana (FDV 2.3M–685M USD), three on BNB Smart Chain (6.8M–65M USD) and two on Base (11.1M USD and an artefactual 3.35B USD). \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]
- The newest Base pools feed showed six further LAPTOP-named pools created between 09:00 and 09:05 UTC, and the newest Solana pools feed showed a 'Laptop / SOL' pool created at 09:05 UTC with under one dollar of reserve. \[evidence: [laptop-new-pools-base](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-new-pools-base), [laptop-new-pool-sol](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-new-pool-sol)\]
- The holder provider assigned 9,247 holders and two large contract holders to Base LAPTOP, but returned identical data for another token. This assignment remains uncorroborated; contract balances do not establish beneficial ownership. \[evidence: [laptop-base-holders](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-base-holders)\]
- The earliest LAPTOP pool observed is on BNB Smart Chain (2026-09-08T17:25Z), followed by Solana (22:49Z) and Base (2026-09-09T03:49Z). \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

#### Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

- The sampled pool creation times are compatible with the name spreading across chains, but a ten-result search cannot establish its origin or a direction of capital flows. (confidence: low; basis: capped pool search with no verified community or deployer relationships)
- Extreme volume and valuation readings need corroboration before being used to describe demand; these observations do not distinguish pricing errors from automated or other trading activity. (confidence: low; basis: anomalous pool snapshots; no trade-level analysis)

#### Contradictions

- The sampled X search did not establish an origin story or a recognised original contract. Its lack of influential-account matches is a limitation of the search, not evidence that such discussion does not exist. \[evidence: [tw-laptop-msb](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-laptop-msb), [tw-laptop-wait](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-laptop-wait)\]

#### Relative strength within the narrative

- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-xcmvw52eryh49ituoppbfn4plghkwe9fhhuajcvpump): Largest reported FDV among the sampled Solana LAPTOP tokens, with $2.24M liquidity; +360% in the source’s trailing price window. This is not a measurement of capital inflow. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-momcg32vae7joec1pnvnxtkdgit7eejewuw6gvcpump): Second by FDV with 1.69M USD liquidity; +161% in 24h. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]
- [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07): Reported $5.5M liquidity, exceeding the two highlighted Solana pools; +10.8% and 286 transactions in the trailing window. The anomalous multibillion-dollar Base pool is excluded from this comparison. (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [laptop-base-holders](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-base-holders)\]

Narrative evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [laptop-new-pools-base](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-new-pools-base)\]

### Cat-named tokens

Lifecycle: unknown · confidence: low · id: `cat-tokens`

Cat-themed tokens are large on Solana (CATE, ZCAT) and Base (Basecat) and reappear inside the stonks cohort (Intel Cat, Nascat, Meme Solana Feline Token, Artificial Cat). This report clusters them by name only; no shared team or catalyst was observed.

#### Tokens

- [CATE](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-ai66lhzg9mczg1wkdawwqduvaxpnduuv8m3uyq5ppump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump` — role: leader — Top trending Solana pool at observation (43M USD FDV).
- [ZCAT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hcrlc9vdgjlek154xdawfb1dmvj98dosqcwthgqidejr) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR` — role: member — 110M USD FDV, low transaction count.
- [Basecat](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xb2000000000000000000004c27f6523082f41d01) on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — `0xb2000000000000000000004c27f6523082f41d01` — role: member — Base, o1 Launchpad.
- [AICAT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-fclgsb8utgppivdhrfhbpkqsns3ki9e9nhxbtebepump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump` — role: member — Also listed under stonks season.
- [INTC](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-5cnaefksqlgve3bjufkvazjtxkh2zhhku3ao7pcipump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump` — role: member — Collapsed.
- [Nascat](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-9e2g754kyeujnulkpuzubuxyywnhcr9iakdpjbphpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump` — role: member — Collapsed.
- [MSFT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-28zhuzqjwtg97khjzuuwypc82vmckuza629facmrpump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump` — role: member — Collapsed.
- [HAPPYCAT](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-htqyi2dcsbmcru2uuazuuherimkowrqufqa8j8popump) on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — `HtqYi2DcSbmCRu2UUAZUuhERimKoWRqUfqA8j8Popump` — role: member — Collapsed (-95.5%).

#### Observed

- CATE (43M USD FDV, 47,996 transactions) and ZCAT (110M USD FDV) were in the Solana trending list; Basecat (38M USD FDV) was in the Base trending list. \[evidence: [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending), [basecat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-basecat-trending)\]
- Four cat-named tokens in the boosted stock-parody cohort had collapsed by 95% or more, while AICAT was up 33%. \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort), [aicat-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-aicat-dexscreener)\]

#### Relative strength within the narrative

- [CATE](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-ai66lhzg9mczg1wkdawwqduvaxpnduuv8m3uyq5ppump): Recorded 47,996 transactions in the trailing window with about $2.1M liquidity. STONK’s Meteora pool had a higher recorded count (72,629). (confidence: moderate) \[evidence: [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending)\]

Narrative evidence: \[evidence: [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending)\]

## Cooling narratives

No narratives are marked cooling or dormant in this report.

## Who is doing what

- **BNB Chain** (protocol) — [x: @BNBCHAIN](https://x.com/BNBCHAIN)
  - \[promoting\] Running (per third-party posts) a $4M 'BNB Stonks Szn' campaign with a weekly meme leaderboard for bStocks-paired tokens inside Binance Wallet; week 1 runs 4–12 September. — narratives: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — confidence: moderate \[evidence: [tw-flap-leaderboard](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard), [tw-something-labs](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-something-labs), [tw-kay-capital](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-kay-capital)\]
- **Flap** (launchpad) — [x: @flapdotsh](https://x.com/flapdotsh)
  - \[promoting\] Promoting the BNB Stonks Szn leaderboard and a Binance Wallet meme ranking dashboard; a 'flap / WBNB' pool also appeared in search results. — narratives: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — confidence: moderate \[evidence: [tw-flap-leaderboard](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-flap-leaderboard), [killer-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-killer-pools)\]
- **Stonk Season (STONKSZN) team** (team) — [x: @StonkSeasonX](https://x.com/StonkSeasonX), [telegram: stonkseasonsol](https://t.me/stonkseasonsol), [web: stonkszn.world](https://stonkszn.world)
  - \[launching\] The DexScreener profile associates STONKSZN with these project accounts. The sampled Solana pool had 500 paid boosts, but the purchaser and deployer were not established. — tokens: [STONKSZN](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hqsxsxd2bhpa8v21twtjv6tbkr8yyh3b8rkgs1bspump) — narratives: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — confidence: moderate \[evidence: [stonkszn-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-dexscreener), [stonkszn-site](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-site)\]
- **stonk.fun launchpad** (launchpad) — [x: @LaunchOnSF](https://x.com/LaunchOnSF)
  - \[launching\] Named as the Solana stonks launchpad; a post says BABYSTONK launched there with rewards paid in STONK. — tokens: [STONK](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-6gmafsys4gk3fdao5fzzysqppzawsa4rujhacpmpungx) — narratives: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — confidence: low \[evidence: [tw-babystonk](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-babystonk), [tw-solotop-launchpads](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-solotop-launchpads)\]

## Token index

Tokens are identified by chain and contract or mint address. Market cap and fully diluted valuation are reported separately. Unknown values are shown as unknown, never as zero.

### STONK — STONK

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.2001 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $173,758,917 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,650,184 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 72,629 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity (Orca pool)**: $1,768,302 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — second trending pool for the same token
- **transactions (Orca pool)**: 9,638 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **holders**: 31,812 (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC; snapshot; source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders))

#### Checks

- **mint authority**: not-observed — mintAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **freeze authority**: not-observed — freezeAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **transfer fee (Token-2022)**: unknown — transferFeeBps null in the scan output. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **sell simulation**: observed — canBuy true, canSell true; simulated sell price impact 0.11% at a 1,000 USD depth test, 99.6% recovered. transferFeeBps null, so the transfer-tax claim in a social post is neither confirmed nor refuted. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **bundler and sniper heuristic (provider)**: observed — Provider counts 5 bundler wallets and 0 sniper wallets and still flags manipulation HIGH; the method is undocumented. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — 31,812 holders; largest holder Beqv…qeit 4.03%, then 2.38%, 2.07%, 1.76%; the Orca pool Afrd…dEhg holds 1.74%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **top-10 holder share**: observed — GoPlus top-10 non-locked concentration 18.8%; the authority scan reports top-10 18%, top-1 4.13% (20 sampled). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: unknown — lpLockedPct null (not reported). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Figures are pool-level from the Meteora STONK / SOL pool unless labelled; 24h volume was not included in the trending payload.
- A social post says STONK carries a transfer tax; not verified.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonk-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonk-trending), [tw-moby-stonk-whale](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-moby-stonk-whale), [tw-stonk-tax](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonk-tax), [sol-holders-goplus](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus), [sol-authority-scan](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-authority-scan)\]

### STONKSZN — Stonk Season

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: pump.fun (PumpSwap pool; mint suffix 'pump')
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 04:38:03 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.0005057 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $503,087 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $503,087 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $61,919 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $1,467,957 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 23,784 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 16,025 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: 329% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **holders**: 1,607 (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC; snapshot; source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders))

#### Checks

- **mint authority**: not-observed — mintAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **freeze authority**: not-observed — freezeAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **transfer fee (Token-2022)**: unknown — transferFeeBps null in the scan output. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **sell simulation**: observed — canBuy true, canSell true; simulated sell price impact 1.43% at a 100 USD depth test, 97.7% recovered. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **bundler and sniper heuristic (provider)**: observed — Provider counts 8 bundler wallets and 6 sniper wallets and flags manipulation HIGH; the method is undocumented. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — 1,607 holders; largest holder FETx…RWUR (the PumpSwap pool) 5.92%; next 0.54%, 0.32%, 0.32%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **top-10 holder share**: observed — GoPlus top-10 non-locked concentration 8.7%; the authority scan sampled 20 holders and reports top-10 9.4%, top-1 6.02%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: unknown — lpLockedPct null (not reported). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 500 (paid promotion). Pool created 2026-09-09T04:38:03Z per pool search; pair age 5.2 hours at observation.
- Market cap and FDV are reported as equal by the source.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonkszn-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-dexscreener), [stonkszn-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-pools), [stonkszn-site](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-site), [tw-stonkszn-votes](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-votes), [tw-stonkszn-calls](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-stonkszn-calls), [sol-holders-goplus](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus), [sol-authority-scan](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-authority-scan)\]

### STONKSZN — STONKSZN (Base fork)

- **Chain**: Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
- **Address**: `0xf658813c4fdd08288d3d18a54eb1a5851d01dc87` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 06:02:49 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.0001042 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $102,400 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $68,183 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $1,230,752 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 3,292 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 486.2% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

#### Notes

- Uniswap V4 pool created 2026-09-09T06:02:49Z, about 85 minutes after the Solana STONKSZN pool. Relationship to the Solana team is unknown.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonkszn-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkszn-pools)\]

### KILLER — Robinhood Killer

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `3d2UiLwJmRUtgnH5FG7K55GYBmojZmJn5GHPyCUCpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-07 21:02:57 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.0001435 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $136,078 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $136,078 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $31,918 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $477,690 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 5,874 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 4,335 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: 134% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **holders**: 1,340 (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC; snapshot; source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — 1,340 holders; largest holder 5GSD…E5dy (the PumpSwap pool) 12.02%, then 4.57%, 2.72%, 2.16%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **top-10 holder share**: observed — GoPlus top-10 non-locked concentration 29.7%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: unknown — lpLockedPct null (not reported). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Pool created 2026-09-07T21:02:57Z per pool search (36.7 hours old at observation). boost\_total\_amount 100. Five other KILLER-named Solana pools exist at FDV 2,908–25,029 USD.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [killer-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-killer-pools), [sol-holders-goplus](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus)\]

### STONKEX — STONKEX

- **Chain**: Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
- **Address**: `0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.01131 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $10,367,929 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: $69,873 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 4,980 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))

#### Checks

- **holder concentration**: unknown — The GoPlus holder query returned data identical to the LAPTOP (Base) response and was discarded as unreliable. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)

#### Notes

- Trending Uniswap V3 pool on Base. Named as Base's 'stonks exchange' in a social post; nothing about the project itself was verified.
- Liquidity figure was truncated in the source output to whole dollars.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonkex-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonkex-trending), [tw-solotop-launchpads](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-tw-solotop-launchpads)\]

### Nasduck — Nasduck

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `7Y7V1a4m2nWK7BMgbka5B4vR1pDvCK7yva3Hnrqkraze` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.001962 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $1,886,955 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: $168,777 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 35,792 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Trending PumpSwap pool; 24h volume not included in the trending payload.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [nasduck-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-nasduck-trending)\]

### DOWBONES — Dow Bones

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `9nQ19kEKYcmtSHZA9hEgxXBkEAGAotgXQFJFBFgUpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000004939 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $4,854 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $4,854 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $4,770 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $1,984,657 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 58,682 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 17,954 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -91% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 18.3 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### MSFT — Meme Solana Feline Token

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season), [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002753 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,723 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,723 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $3,021 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $2,846,799 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 63,429 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 33,662 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -96.79% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 200 (paid promotion); pair age 16.2 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### STONKLESS — Useless Stonk

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `8epBCVHVZHdiAYweM9vAF57ngKtGVLC9k7oRTh2pump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002401 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,375 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,375 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,875 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $3,166,251 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 72,019 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 42,293 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -97.26% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 200 (paid promotion); pair age 17.5 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### NYSEDOG — NYSEDOG

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `ALBMTj6ZL8AUVo1GTk9F2qeHm1qTfJKu8LMXFe7Cpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002327 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,296 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,296 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,712 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $2,200,286 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 72,591 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 49,721 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -96.8% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 18.0 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### INTC — Intel Cat

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season), [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002216 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,195 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,195 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,496 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $1,523,867 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 30,571 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 17,219 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -97.53% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 19.9 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### Nascat — Nascat

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season), [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002275 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,249 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,249 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,435 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $841,545 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 19,767 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 8,949 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -97.46% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 21.2 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### StockPad — StockPad

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `uKGvgmqwwRbtMVu4WmwDNYGuXnYdfScNZ8FUVvXpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002437 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,383 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,383 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,624 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $849,445 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 11,975 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 10,863 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -95.51% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 4.1 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### MEMELESS — memes are useless

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `3hyoQKfyQyg1HpxFkvqn5q1Sqt7LqmihF7c4UNBdpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000002308 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $2,288 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,288 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,500 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $1,036,325 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 20,179 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 12,846 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -96.44% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 4.2 hours at observation; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity, extreme\_24h\_price\_move.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

### AICAT — Artificial Cat

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season), [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.00005845 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $56,799 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $56,799 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $19,344 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $311,234 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 20,638 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 18,947 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: 33% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Profile description says the token is paired with Nvidia (a tokenized-stock pairing claim); DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 500; pair age 10.8 hours.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [aicat-dexscreener](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-aicat-dexscreener)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, largest by FDV)

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-08 22:49:22 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.6852 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $684,981,487 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $2,237,152 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $1,640,579 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 35,998 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 359.6% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **holders**: 148 (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC; snapshot; source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)) — GoPlus count; see checks for caveats

#### Checks

- **mint authority**: not-observed — mintAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **freeze authority**: not-observed — freezeAuthorityActive false at scan time. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **transfer fee (Token-2022)**: unknown — transferFeeBps null in the scan output. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **sell simulation**: observed — canBuy true, canSell true; simulated sell price impact 0.54% at a 1,000 USD depth test, 99.4% recovered. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **bundler and sniper heuristic (provider)**: observed — Provider counts 7 bundler wallets and 2 sniper wallets and flags manipulation HIGH; the method is undocumented. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — GoPlus reports 148 holders with ten top holders at exactly 1.00% each; the authority scan's provider reports 1,967 holders. The GoPlus figures look capped or placeholder and should not be relied on. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **top-10 holder share**: observed — GoPlus top-10 non-locked 10% (see caveat); the authority scan reports top-10 10%, top-1 1.0% (20 sampled). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: unknown — lpLockedPct null (not reported). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- PumpSwap pool. Largest reported FDV among the sampled Solana LAPTOP tokens; the reported Base Aerodrome pool liquidity is higher. Originality and community recognition are unverified.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [sol-holders-goplus](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus), [sol-authority-scan](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-authority-scan)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, second by FDV)

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 02:02:07 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.3898 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $389,890,983 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $1,687,281 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $1,148,570 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 31,135 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 160.6% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **holders**: 1,977 (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC; snapshot; source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)) — GoPlus count; see checks for caveats

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — GoPlus reports 1,977 holders with ten top holders at exactly 1.00% each, the same pattern as the other LAPTOP mint; treated as unreliable. (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **top-10 holder share**: observed — GoPlus top-10 non-locked 10% (see caveat). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: unknown — lpLockedPct null (not reported). (observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC) — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- PumpSwap pool created about three hours after xcMv…pump.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [sol-holders-goplus](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-sol-holders-goplus)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, highest transaction count)

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `DpNn2rcNvGGAk5AnxeSj56BG1LPk9f59kPLs12Py7KtY` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 03:17:42 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.00002319 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,319,025 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $362,560 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $109,163,215 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 111,534 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 156.2% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- 111,534 transactions and 109M USD reported 24h volume against 2.3M USD FDV; the volume-to-FDV ratio is extreme and may reflect bot or wash activity (not verified).

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana)

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `3EFWXLYq2G5UK8uoCiBEcKtBAisst7wbK8zR5JT3QexG` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 04:38 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.00002617 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,534,766 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $83,368 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $38,230,066 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 51,125 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 945.1% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana)

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `5hhq2zZYGZibAZNXWgmYpmLZHj8PdhD78QvVh6sGUica` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 06:18:51 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000252 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $2,484,877 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $425,493 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $69,030,386 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 55,596 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 447.8% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC)

- **Chain**: BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
- **Address**: `0x586e2102d500aa5f7d01aec064dcf1ca41db7777` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 04:11:26 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.04415 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $44,148,243 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $1,419,038 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $329,593,776 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 5,319 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 176,500% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

- **holder concentration**: unknown — GoPlus returned zero holders for this token via the Frames holder tool. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)

#### Notes

- PancakeSwap V2 LAPTOP / USDT. The reported 24h volume (330M USD) and price change (+176,479%) are source figures for a pool five hours old and should be read as artefacts of a fresh listing, not as market depth.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC)

- **Chain**: BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
- **Address**: `0xbf2128b8dbdef617af9ce25b1693836ade377b9f` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 04:21:18 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.06537 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $65,180,392 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $1,271,744 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $28,784,547 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 6,353 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 52,110% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

#### Notes

- PancakeSwap V2 LAPTOP / USDT created ten minutes after 0x586e…; +52,114% is a fresh-listing artefact.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC, earliest pool observed)

- **Chain**: BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
- **Address**: `0xe01dab0f0bc9ffb93dc47eaeb01931d7994affff` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-08 17:25:27 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.005995 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $6,805,867 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $784,661 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $207,041,482 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 16,222 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 27,100% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

#### Notes

- Earliest LAPTOP pool among the ten returned by the search (2026-09-08T17:25:27Z). Whether earlier pools exist is unknown: the search returns at most ten pools.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Base, Aerodrome)

- **Chain**: Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
- **Address**: `0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 03:49:27 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000111 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $11,103,381 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $5,503,396 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $40,961,233 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 286 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 10.81% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **holders**: 9,247 (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC; snapshot; source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders))

#### Checks

- **holder concentration (GoPlus via Frames)**: observed — 9,247 holders; top holders 0x1a92…4377 (contract, the Aerodrome pool) 49.5%, 0x4985…2b2b (contract) 44.69%, 0x3098…d8fe 5.61%; tool-computed non-locked concentration 99.9%. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)
- **liquidity lock**: not-observed — GoPlus reports 0% of LP locked or burned. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)
- **owner and creator balance**: observed — GoPlus reports ownerPercent 0 and creatorPercent 0. (observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC) — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders)

#### Notes

- Aerodrome Slipstream LAPTOP / USDC pool. The two largest holders are contracts (49.5% and 44.69%); the first is this pool's address. No LP is reported locked.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools), [laptop-base-holders](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-base-holders)\]

### LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Base, Uniswap V4)

- **Chain**: Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
- **Address**: `0xb2000000000000000000001db6b25b764a8e59a2` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: 2026-09-09 06:29:49 UTC
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.03351 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $3,350,964,293 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **liquidity**: $3,288,760,244 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; snapshot; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **volume**: $2,528 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **transactions**: 24 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))
- **24h price change**: 9.364% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search))

#### Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

#### Notes

- The source reports FDV and liquidity above 3 billion USD on 24 transactions and 2.5K USD of volume; this is almost certainly a pricing artefact of a thin Uniswap V4 pool and is not treated as a valuation.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [laptop-pools](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-laptop-pools)\]

### CATE — CATE

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.04486 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $43,290,646 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: $2,134,280 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 47,996 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Top trending PumpSwap pool on Solana at observation; 24h volume not included in the payload.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending)\]

### ZCAT — ZCAT

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.1142 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $110,634,195 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: $1,310,325 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 1,264 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- Trending Meteora pool; 24h volume not included in the payload.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [cate-zcat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-cate-zcat-trending)\]

### Basecat — Basecat

- **Chain**: Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
- **Address**: `0xb2000000000000000000004c27f6523082f41d01` (evm-hex)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.0381 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **market cap**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the source
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $38,102,977 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **liquidity**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; snapshot; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))
- **volume**: unknown (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending)) — not provided by the trending payload
- **transactions**: 2,170 (observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC; window: 24h; source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending))

#### Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

#### Notes

- Trending o1 Launchpad pool on Base; liquidity and volume were truncated or absent in the payload.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [basecat-trending](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-basecat-trending)\]

### HAPPYCAT — HAPPY CAT

- **Chain**: Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
- **Address**: `HtqYi2DcSbmCRu2UUAZUuhERimKoWRqUfqA8j8Popump` (solana-base58)
- **Launchpad**: unknown
- **Launched**: unknown
- **Deployer**: unknown
- **Narratives**: [Cat-named tokens](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-cat-tokens)

#### Metrics

- **price**: $0.000003828 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **market cap**: $3,784 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **FDV (fully diluted valuation)**: $3,784 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **liquidity**: $4,263 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; snapshot; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **volume**: $4,769,249 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **buys**: 91,952 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **sells**: 26,844 (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))
- **24h price change**: -95.53% (observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC; window: 24h; source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending))

#### Checks

- **mint and freeze authority**: unknown — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority)
- **holder concentration**: unknown — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders)

#### Notes

- DexScreener boost\_total\_amount 100; pair age 16.9 hours; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity.

Token evidence: \[evidence: [stonks-cohort](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#evidence-stonks-cohort)\]

## What to watch next

- Revisit the exact sampled stock-parody cohort, including tokens no longer appearing in discovery results. Compare liquidity and participation over matched windows without treating transaction counts as unique people. (narrative: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)) (tokens: [STONKSZN](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-hqsxsxd2bhpa8v21twtjv6tbkr8yyh3b8rkgs1bspump), [STONK](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-6gmafsys4gk3fdao5fzzysqppzawsa4rujhacpmpungx)) — trigger: Next observation of the same contracts after the initial promotional window
- Retrieve official BNB campaign rules and verify eligibility, snapshot time and timezone before using the reported date as a scheduled catalyst. (narrative: [Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-stonks-season)) — trigger: Official campaign rules independently retrieved
- Establish LAPTOP’s cultural reference and contract identity, and corroborate suspect pool and holder data before comparing versions. (narrative: [LAPTOP: shared names, unresolved origin](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#narrative-laptop)) (tokens: [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-xcmvw52eryh49ituoppbfn4plghkwe9fhhuajcvpump), [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-sol-momcg32vae7joec1pnvnxtkdgit7eejewuw6gvcpump), [LAPTOP](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#token-base-0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07)) — trigger: Attributable origin evidence or independent market-data corroboration

## Evidence

- `stonk-trending`: STONK trending pools on Solana (Orca and Meteora), GeckoTerminal via Otto — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC — excerpt: "STONK / SOL (Orca) fdvUsd 173,359,746; STONK / SOL (Meteora) fdvUsd 173,758,917, txns24h 72,629, liquidityUsd 2,650,184"
- `stonkszn-dexscreener`: [STONKSZN DexScreener pair (PumpSwap)](https://dexscreener.com/solana/fetxrocpwbkjnius4f3xczy33jxhryv8ze8kzf74rwur) — market-data — source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — excerpt: "price\_change\_24h\_pct 329; volume\_24h\_usd 1,467,956; liquidity\_usd 61,919; pair\_age\_hours 5.2; boost\_total\_amount 500; flags extreme\_24h\_price\_move, very\_new\_pair"
- `stonkszn-pools`: Pool search for STONKSZN: 10 pools across Solana, Base and Robinhood Chain — market-data — source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — excerpt: "Solana HQSX…pump fdv 496,408 (pool created 2026-09-09T04:38:03Z); Base 0xf658… fdv 102,400, txns24h 3,292 (created 06:02:49Z); Robinhood Chain 0x29ff… fdv 4,225 on Pons V2; seven further Solana STONKSZN pools at fdv 1,949–22,284"
- `stonks-cohort`: Boosted stock-parody cohort on Solana (DexScreener via Frames) — market-data — source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — excerpt: "DOWBONES -91%, MSFT -96.8%, STONKLESS -97.3%, NYSEDOG -96.8%, INTC -97.5%, Nascat -97.5%, StockPad -95.5%, MEMELESS -96.4%, ZMOLE -96.1%, TOPLESS -95.7% (24h); each with liquidity 2,100–4,900 USD, 24h volume 0.8–4.8M USD, boosts 100–200; flags thin\_liquidity, volume\_far\_above\_liquidity"
- `killer-pools`: Pool search for KILLER: Robinhood Killer plus copies — market-data — source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — excerpt: "3d2U…pump fdv 145,175, liquidity 32,234, txns24h 10,207, pool created 2026-09-07T21:02:57Z; five further KILLER pools at fdv 2,908–25,029"
- `stonkex-trending`: STONKEX in Base trending pools (Uniswap V3) — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC — excerpt: "STONKEX / WETH 1% fdvUsd 10,367,928, txns24h 4,980, priceUsd 0.01131"
- `nasduck-trending`: Nasduck in Solana trending pools (PumpSwap) — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC — excerpt: "Nasduck / SOL fdvUsd 1,886,954, txns24h 35,792, liquidityUsd 168,777"
- `cudamoon-pools`: Pool search for CUDAMOON: Base and Robinhood Chain (paired with NVDA) — market-data — source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — excerpt: "Base 0xb200…439f / ETH 0.3% fdv 76,150, liquidity 270, volume24h 63,255, +1,213% (pool created 2026-09-09T09:02:05Z); Robinhood Chain 0x16a3… / NVDA on Pons V2 fdv 4,006, 1 txn"
- `aicat-dexscreener`: [AICAT DexScreener pair (PumpSwap)](https://dexscreener.com/solana/6vgrvzyddma7ksptd53w1h74egbcnaxrtjljxd1mrzb7) — market-data — source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — excerpt: "description: AICAT is paired with Nvidia. price\_change\_24h\_pct 33; volume\_24h\_usd 311,234; liquidity\_usd 19,344; pair\_age\_hours 10.8; boost\_total\_amount 500"
- `laptop-pools`: Pool search for LAPTOP: 10 pools across BSC, Solana and Base — market-data — source: [DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — excerpt: "BSC 0x586e… fdv 44.1M liq 1.42M (created 2026-09-09T04:11:26Z); BSC 0xbf21… fdv 65.2M; BSC 0xe01d… fdv 6.8M txns24h 16,222 (created 2026-09-08T17:25:27Z); Solana xcMv…pump fdv 685.0M liq 2.24M (created 2026-09-08T22:49:22Z); Solana momc…pump fdv 389.9M liq 1.69M (created 2026-09-09T02:02:07Z); Solana DpNn… fdv 2.3M txns24h 111,534; Base 0xe8cf… fdv 11.1M liq 5.5M (created 03:49:27Z); Base 0xb200…59a2 fdv reported 3.35B on 24 txns"
- `laptop-new-pools-base`: Newest Base pools (GeckoTerminal): six LAPTOP-named pools created within five minutes — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools) — observed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — excerpt: "LAPTOP / ETH pools created 09:00:37Z, 09:01:59Z, 09:02:47Z, 09:04:43Z plus two 'LAPTOP TOKEN BASE ETH' pools; fdv 15,173–154,815; volume24hUsd up to 175,085"
- `laptop-new-pool-sol`: Newest Solana pools (GeckoTerminal): a 'Laptop / SOL' pool created 2026-09-09T09:05:38Z — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools) — observed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — excerpt: "fdvUsd 2.05, reserveUsd 0.97, +484%"
- `laptop-base-holders`: GoPlus holder data for LAPTOP on Base (0xe8cf…) via Frames — tool-output — source: [GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-goplus-evm-holders) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "holderCount 9,247; top holder 0x1a92…4377 (contract) 49.5%; 0x4985…2b2b (contract) 44.69%; 0x3098…d8fe 5.61%; lpLockedPct 0; topNonLockedConcentrationPct 99.9"
- `cate-zcat-trending`: CATE and ZCAT in Solana trending pools — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC — excerpt: "CATE / SOL fdvUsd 43,290,646 txns24h 47,996; ZCAT / SOL fdvUsd 110,634,195 txns24h 1,264"
- `basecat-trending`: Basecat in Base trending pools (o1 Launchpad) — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC — excerpt: "Basecat / ETH fdvUsd 38,102,977, txns24h 2,170"
- `base-trending-context`: Base trending pools are dominated by established tokens — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-pools-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:44:16 UTC — excerpt: "VVV / WETH fdvUsd 2.05B; AERO / USDC 1.18B; TIBBIR / VIRTUAL 210M; DRB 19.6M; DOT 6.5M; Surplus 6.9M; FLOWER 5.3M"
- `bsc-new-pools`: Newest BNB Smart Chain pools (GeckoTerminal) — market-data — source: [GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-geckoterminal-new-pools) — observed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — excerpt: "15 pools created 08:30–08:33 UTC including FXAI / WBNB fdv 89,762 (+31%), SMAR / WBNB fdv 97,561, 🍔SHIB / WBNB fdv 81,368 (+84%), 牛来 / USDT fdv 20,441 reserve 37,375, and several Chinese-named pools; one 安小将 / WBNB pool at -99.98%"
- `tw-flap-leaderboard`: [Flap: the $4M BNB Stonks Szn leaderboard is inside Binance Wallet](https://x.com/flapdotsh/status/2097619379785732355) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "The $4M BNB Stonks Szn leaderboard is now right inside Binance Wallet. Open @BinanceWallet and track the Meme Ranking Dashboard directly — see which bStocks-paired memes are trending, climbing, and competing for the top spots in real time" — Account reported with about 106,600 followers; 78 likes, 9,389 views at observation.
- `tw-something-labs`: [Post describing week-1 rules of the BNB Stonks Szn leaderboard and claiming 牛来 is first](https://x.com/something_labs/status/2097620567973388414) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC — excerpt: "这是 BNB Chain 官方「$4M BNB Stonks Szn」第 1 周的 meme排行榜 (只统计与bStock配对的) 第 1 周（9月4日–12日）前 3 名会在 9月11日快照后…总奖池 400 万美元" — Third-party description of the campaign; the official announcement was not retrieved.
- `tw-kay-capital`: [Kay Capital on the Binance Wallet trading season: on-chain heat retreated a bit in the last two days](https://x.com/keyahayek/status/2097615659148390547) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "币安钱包新一季的链上交易赛，主要针对 BSC 链上 bStocks 和币股 meme 这两种。 这两天链上热度稍微撤退了些" — Account reported with about 98,000 followers.
- `tw-solotop-launchpads`: [Post listing chain-specific memestock launchpads](https://x.com/solotop999/status/2097617657814290885) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC — excerpt: "Trend memestock launchpad: Robhinhood có pons $800m; Solana có stonk $200m; BSC có 4stock $50m. Base có gì ae?? Có phải là $STONKEX Stonks Exchange???" — Figures in the post are the author's claims and were not verified.
- `tw-rakib-bnb`: [Post: BNB stonks szn is loading](https://x.com/Rakib1554/status/2097620740694794434) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC — excerpt: "BNB stonks szn is loading. Pick a stock, add leverage, and let the market decide."
- `tw-bstocks-collateral`: [Post claiming Binance will add HIMSB and CRMB bStocks as collateral](https://x.com/0xwanchongshan/status/2097624286781735285) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "Binance要新增HIMSB和CRMB两种bStocks代币化证券作为抵押资产了！" — Unverified claim.
- `tw-moby-stonk-whale`: [Whale Watch by Moby: a USELESS whale bought $67.76K of STONK at $178.83M market cap](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2097623717341811190) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "A USELESS whale just bought $67.76K of $STONK at $178.83M MC" — Automated alert account; the trade was not verified on-chain.
- `tw-babystonk`: [Post about BABYSTONK launching on stonkfun with STONK rewards](https://x.com/StonkFunMaxi/status/2097625435496497594) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "Interesting the first $BABYSTONK on stonkfun @LaunchOnSF … Hold $BABYSTONK for rewards in $STONK"
- `tw-stonk-tax`: [Post contrasting OTC with STONK: 'No tax like on $Stonk'](https://x.com/BitWebster/status/2097623337623011811) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "Dev is actually GOATED $OTC No tax like on $Stonk" — Implies STONK carries a transfer tax; not verified.
- `tw-stonkszn-votes`: [Coordinated posts asking for Moonshot leaderboard votes for STONKSZN](https://x.com/SplitbornETH/status/2097619483376386081) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC — excerpt: "Attention $STONKSZN Family! YOUR vote matters! Less than 100 votes are needed to list $STONKSZN on the Moonshot Top 100 Leaderboard." — Near-identical text posted by at least two small accounts.
- `tw-stonkszn-calls`: [Paid-group solicitations citing STONKSZN's rise](https://x.com/MemeAlpha_/status/2097601389702598826) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47 UTC — excerpt: "Missed $STONKSZN at $3.4K? You're watching it pump past $574K right now… Get in VIP tg" — Promotional post; the market-cap figures are the author's.
- `tw-laptop-msb`: [MemeStreetBetz on LAPTOP: not buying, watching the candles](https://x.com/MemeStreetBetz/status/2097626106513998078) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "Many DMs people asking me if i'm aping $LAPTOP. No i will not be buying this token. Although I am excited to watch the candles." — Account reported with about 18,000 followers.
- `tw-laptop-wait`: [Post advising wait-and-see on LAPTOP](https://x.com/Richsnipee/status/2097626033055002966) — social-post — source: [X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-heurist-twitter-search) — observed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — excerpt: "$LAPTOP nih cibaduyut kah? Menurut gua sih wait n see dulu ya."
- `otto-digest`: Crypto Twitter digest (Otto AI) as of 2026-09-09T09:01Z — tool-output — source: [Crypto Twitter digest via Frames (Otto AI)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-otto-twitter-digest) — observed 2026-09-09 09:07:40 UTC — excerpt: "\[REG\] Robinhood takes a minority stake in Crypto.com… \[INST\] First staked ETF tied to Tron launches on US markets… India's financial intelligence unit flagged 15 crypto exchanges" — AI-generated digest; individual items were not verified.
- `stonkszn-site`: [STONKSZN project links from its DexScreener profile](https://stonkszn.world) — webpage — source: [DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-dexscreener-sol-trending) — observed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — excerpt: "$STONKSZN is leading every stonks token into the crypto market." — Links also listed: x.com/StonkSeasonX, t.me/stonkseasonsol. Not visited.
- `sol-holders-goplus`: GoPlus Solana holder data via Frames for five tokens — tool-output — source: [Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-holders) — observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC — excerpt: "STONKSZN holderCount 1,607, top holder FETx…RWUR (the PumpSwap pool) 5.92%, top-10 non-locked 8.7%; STONK holderCount 31,812, top holder Beqv…qeit 4.03%, top-10 non-locked 18.8%; KILLER holderCount 1,340, top holder 5GSD…5dy (the PumpSwap pool) 12.02%, top-10 non-locked 29.7%; LAPTOP xcMv holderCount 148 and momc holderCount 1,977, each with ten top holders at exactly 1.00%; lpLockedPct null for all"
- `sol-authority-scan`: Solana authority and sell-simulation scan via Frames for STONKSZN, LAPTOP (xcMv…) and STONK — tool-output — source: [Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)](https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/#source-frames-solana-authority) — observed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC — excerpt: "All three: mintAuthorityActive false, freezeAuthorityActive false, transferFeeBps null, canBuy true, canSell true. Sell price impact 1.43% (STONKSZN, 100 USD depth test), 0.54% (LAPTOP, 1,000 USD), 0.11% (STONK, 1,000 USD). Top-10 of 20 sampled holders: 9.4%, 10%, 18%. Provider heuristic counts bundlers/snipers 8/6, 7/2, 5/0 and flags all three HIGH; method undocumented. Provider holder counts 1,868, 1,967, 38,189"

## Sources

- **GeckoTerminal newest DEX pools via Frames (2s.io)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `agentic.2s-io.get.api-crypto-dex-pools` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — Called for network=solana, base and bsc with kind=new, limit=15. Returns pool addresses and pool-level metrics; token addresses are not included.
- **DexScreener boosted and newly profiled Solana tokens via Frames (sol-meme-intel)** (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: `bazaar.sol-meme-intel-vercel-app-api-discover` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — 15 tokens returned. The tool marks boosted entries as paid promotions. Token addresses were redacted by the Frames gateway and were resolved through other sources.
- **DexScreener boosted and newly profiled EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)** (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: `agentic.evm-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-discover` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:07 UTC — Called for chain=base and chain=bnb; only two tokens per chain returned and their addresses were redacted by the gateway. Not used for token entries.
- **Crypto Twitter digest via Frames (Otto AI)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-twitter-summary` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:07:40 UTC — AI-written digest; data as of 2026-09-09T09:01:18Z. Treated as untrusted summary text.
- **GeckoTerminal trending pools via Frames (Otto AI)** (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: `bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-pools-trending` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:44:46 UTC — network=all failed with a source error at 09:07 UTC and was refunded; network=solana and network=base succeeded at 09:44 UTC (10 pools each).
- **DEX pool search across 8 networks via Frames (Otto AI)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-pools-search` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — Queries: LAPTOP, STONKSZN, KILLER, CUDAMOON (10 pools max per query). A query for the Chinese-named token 牛来 was rejected as an invalid parameter.
- **DexScreener boosted Solana tokens via Frames (agentutility)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `agentic.x402-agentutility-ai.post.solana-trending-tokens` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:47:45 UTC — limit=15, min\_volume\_24h\_usd=100000; 14 tokens returned with mint addresses, pair metrics and boost counts. Market cap and FDV are reported as equal by this source.
- **X/Twitter search via Frames (Heurist mesh)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `agentic.mesh-heurist-xyz..x402-agents-twitterintelligenceagent-twitter-search` — accessed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — Two calls: \[laptop, stonks, $STONKSZN\] at 09:47 UTC and \[$LAPTOP, bStocks, $STONK\] at 10:02 UTC, 25 results each. The provider is flagged unvetted in the Frames catalog. No influential-account mentions were returned for either query set.
- **GoPlus holder data for EVM tokens via Frames (evm-meme-intel)** (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: `agentic.evm-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-holders` — accessed 2026-09-09 10:02 UTC — Returned identical holder data for two different Base tokens (LAPTOP 0xe8cf… and STONKEX 0x5ab0…); the data matches the LAPTOP/USDC Aerodrome pool and is used for LAPTOP only. The BNB Chain LAPTOP query returned zero holders. Editorial revision: duplicated output also weakens the retained LAPTOP assignment; treat it as uncorroborated.
- **Solana holder concentration via Frames (sol-meme-intel)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `agentic.sol-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-holders` — accessed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC — First attempt at 10:02 UTC was refused by the gateway (probe\_required); re-probing immediately before invoking succeeded at 10:10 UTC. GoPlus Solana holder data for STONKSZN, STONK, KILLER and the two largest LAPTOP mints. For both LAPTOP mints the tool returned ten top holders each at exactly 1.00%, which looks capped or placeholder and is noted as such.
- **Solana mint and freeze authority scan via Frames (soldefi)** (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: `agentic.soldefi-thomenz-me.get.v1-solana-honeypot-mint` — accessed 2026-09-09 10:10 UTC — First attempt at 10:02 UTC was refused (probe\_required); re-probing immediately before invoking succeeded at 10:10 UTC. Mint/freeze authority, transfer fee, sampled holder concentration and a sell simulation for STONKSZN, LAPTOP (xcMv…) and STONK. The provider's risk verdict strings are not reproduced; only the underlying observations are.
- **Pump.fun launch and graduation feeds via Frames (x402-services)** (frames-tool; status: failed) — tool: `agentic.x402-services-production-up-railway-app.post.api-sol-launches` — accessed 2026-09-09 09:47:30 UTC — Both the launches and graduating endpoints were refused by the gateway as an unproven provider; the launchpad feed was not observed directly.

## Limitations

- Editorial revision of the first observation. previous\_report\_id points to the original for correction tracking; there are no later market observations, metric baselines or measured changes since that snapshot.
- All figures are point-in-time snapshots from third-party aggregators reached through Frames (GeckoTerminal, DexScreener, GoPlus, an X search provider). 24h windows are trailing from each observed\_at. Market cap is null wherever a source only reported FDV; one source reports market cap equal to FDV.
- Several fresh-pool figures are anomalous, including a reported $3.35B FDV on 24 transactions. They remain in the source record but are uncorroborated; the observations do not establish whether the cause is pricing, indexing or trading activity.
- Holder concentration and mint/freeze authority were checked for five Solana tokens and one Base token; every other token's checks are unknown unless a check entry says otherwise. Provider risk verdicts are not reproduced. Nothing here is a safety verdict.
- Token addresses from the DexScreener discovery tools were redacted by the Frames gateway; addresses in this report come from pool search and the boosted-token feed, which returned them unredacted.
- Social evidence is a small sample from one search provider (flagged unvetted in the catalog) and an AI-written digest; follower counts and engagement figures are as reported by that provider.
- Chains not listed under coverage were not observed. Robinhood Chain appears only through search results.

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