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Stonks season spreads across chains; a LAPTOP copy swarm; cats persist

Superseded. This report has been corrected by revision 2026-09-09T1020Z-r2. The text below is preserved unchanged for the record.

Report ID
2026-09-09T1020Z
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to (Tool calls were made between 09:06 and 10:15 UTC on 2026-09-09; 24-hour metrics look back from each metric's observed_at.)
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trenches research pass (Claude Code session with the Frames MCP server) — 2026-09-09 — Frames catalog tools used: agentic.2s-io.get.api-crypto-dex-pools, bazaar.sol-meme-intel-vercel-app-api-discover, agentic.evm-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-discover, bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-twitter-summary, bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-pools-trending, bazaar.x402-ottoai-services-pools-search, agentic.x402-agentutility-ai.post.solana-trending-tokens, agentic.mesh-heurist-xyz..x402-agents-twitterintelligenceagent-twitter-search, agentic.evm-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-holders, agentic.sol-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-holders, agentic.soldefi-thomenz-me.get.v1-solana-honeypot-mint. Four batches, 38 calls requested, 27 delivered. Written by hand from the tool outputs.

Summary

This is the first trenches report, so it claims no changes or trends. It records what was observable through Frames tools on Solana, Base and BNB Smart Chain between 09:06 and 10:15 UTC on 9 September 2026.

The clearest theme is a stock-market parody meta with real incentives behind it: social posts describe a $4M BNB Chain 'Stonks Szn' leaderboard for memes paired with tokenized stocks (bStocks) inside Binance Wallet, and each chain now has a named stonks launchpad. On Solana, STONK sits near 173M USD FDV while a fresh STONKSZN (+329% in five hours, 500 paid boosts) already has a Base fork, and a boosted cohort of stock-ticker parodies launched a day earlier has collapsed 91–97%.

Separately, a ticker called LAPTOP was copied at least fifteen times across BNB Smart Chain, Solana and Base within about sixteen hours; two Solana mints sit above 390M USD FDV and the earliest pool found is on BSC. No source consulted explains the meme, and the volume figures on the freshest pools look artefactual.

Cat-named tokens remain large (CATE, ZCAT, Basecat) but this window cannot say whether the theme is growing. Coverage is partial: holder and authority checks exist for five leading Solana tokens and one Base token only, no direct launchpad feed was obtained, and the freshest pools' volume figures look artefactual.

Coverage

Chains and sources actually observed in this window (3). Anything not listed here was not covered.

Known gaps

What changed

This is the first report. There is no previous report to compare against, so no changes or trends are claimed.

Narratives

Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Lifecycle: emerging · confidence: moderate · id: stonks-season

Memecoins that parody stock tickers or are paired against tokenized-stock tokens (bStocks on BNB Chain, an NVDA token on Robinhood Chain), organised around chain-specific launchpads and, on BNB Chain, an incentive campaign described in social posts as a $4M 'BNB Stonks Szn' leaderboard inside Binance Wallet. Observed in this window on Solana, Base and BNB Smart Chain, with Robinhood Chain pools appearing in search results.

Catalysts

  • BNB Chain campaign: a weekly meme leaderboard for bStocks-paired tokens inside Binance Wallet, week 1 running 4–12 September with a snapshot on 11 September and a stated $4M pool (per third-party posts; official announcement not retrieved). (observed ) [evidence: tw-flap-leaderboard, tw-something-labs, tw-rakib-bnb]
  • Launchpads specialised in stock-themed memes are being named per chain: Pons on Robinhood Chain, stonk.fun on Solana, 4stock on BSC, and STONKEX proposed as Base's counterpart (one post; figures unverified). (observed ) [evidence: tw-solotop-launchpads, tw-babystonk]

Tokens

  • STONK on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx — role: leader — Highest FDV in the cluster (about 173M USD across two trending Solana pools).
  • STONKSZN on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump — role: member — Launched about five hours before observation; +329% in 24h with 500 paid boosts.
  • STONKSZN on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0xf658813c4fdd08288d3d18a54eb1a5851d01dc87 — role: derivative — Base pool with the same ticker created 85 minutes after the Solana pool; relationship unknown.
  • KILLER on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 3d2UiLwJmRUtgnH5FG7K55GYBmojZmJn5GHPyCUCpump — role: member — 'Robinhood Killer'; 36.7 hours old, +134%.
  • STONKEX on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5 — role: member — Base; described as a stonks exchange in one post.
  • Nasduck on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 7Y7V1a4m2nWK7BMgbka5B4vR1pDvCK7yva3Hnrqkraze — role: member — Stock-index parody name; trending Solana pool.
  • AICAT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump — role: member — Cat token whose profile claims a pairing with Nvidia; overlaps the cat cluster.
  • DOWBONES on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 9nQ19kEKYcmtSHZA9hEgxXBkEAGAotgXQFJFBFgUpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-91% in 24h).
  • MSFT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.8%).
  • STONKLESS on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 8epBCVHVZHdiAYweM9vAF57ngKtGVLC9k7oRTh2pump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.3%).
  • NYSEDOG on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — ALBMTj6ZL8AUVo1GTk9F2qeHm1qTfJKu8LMXFe7Cpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.8%).
  • INTC on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.5%).
  • Nascat on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-97.5%).
  • StockPad on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — uKGvgmqwwRbtMVu4WmwDNYGuXnYdfScNZ8FUVvXpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-95.5%), 4.1 hours old.
  • MEMELESS on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 3hyoQKfyQyg1HpxFkvqn5q1Sqt7LqmihF7c4UNBdpump — role: member — Collapsed cohort (-96.4%), 4.2 hours old.

Observed

  • STONK was in the Solana trending pool list twice (Orca and Meteora) at about 173M USD FDV, with 72,629 transactions in 24h on the Meteora pool. [evidence: stonk-trending]
  • STONKSZN's Solana pool was created at 04:38 UTC; by 09:47 UTC it showed +329% in 24h, 1.47M USD volume, 62K USD liquidity and 500 paid DexScreener boosts. A Base pool with the same ticker followed at 06:02 UTC, and at least seven more STONKSZN-named Solana pools exist at 2K–22K USD FDV. [evidence: stonkszn-dexscreener, stonkszn-pools]
  • A cohort of stock-parody tokens launched 15–21 hours earlier (DOWBONES, MSFT, STONKLESS, NYSEDOG, INTC, Nascat) and two launched about four hours earlier (StockPad, MEMELESS) each showed -91% to -97.5% in 24h, 2–5K USD liquidity and 0.8–3.2M USD reported volume; all carried paid boosts and the source flagged thin_liquidity and volume_far_above_liquidity. [evidence: stonks-cohort]
  • KILLER ('Robinhood Killer'), 36.7 hours old, held 136–145K USD FDV with +134% in 24h; five other KILLER-named Solana pools sit at 2.9K–25K USD FDV. [evidence: killer-pools]
  • On Base, STONKEX was in the trending pool list at 10.4M USD FDV with 4,980 transactions in 24h. [evidence: stonkex-trending]
  • Robinhood Chain pools for STONKSZN / WETH and CUDAMOON / NVDA (Pons V2) appeared in pool search; no token entries were created for that chain because its chain id was not verified. [evidence: stonkszn-pools, cudamoon-pools]
  • Posts describe the BNB Chain campaign's mechanics (bStocks-paired memes, HODLer index, weekly snapshots) and one post claims the Chinese-named token 牛来 leads week 1; a 牛来 / USDT pool created at 08:30 UTC appeared in the newest BSC pools, but the token address could not be resolved. [evidence: tw-something-labs, tw-flap-leaderboard, bsc-new-pools]
  • Promotion around STONKSZN included near-identical 'vote for the Moonshot leaderboard' posts from small accounts and paid-group solicitations citing its rise. [evidence: tw-stonkszn-votes, tw-stonkszn-calls]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • The meta is being propagated by chain-level incentives and launchpads rather than by one token: the BNB leaderboard rewards holding bStocks-paired memes, and each chain has a named stonks launchpad. (confidence: moderate; basis: campaign and launchpad posts; STONKSZN and CUDAMOON forks appearing on Base and Robinhood Chain within hours)
  • Late entrants mostly collapse within a day; the boosted cohort's -95% pattern with volume far above liquidity looks like boost-driven churn rather than organic demand. (confidence: moderate; basis: DexScreener flags and the uniform 2–5K USD liquidity across the cohort)
  • The 'Robinhood Killer' naming and the Robinhood Chain pools may relate to the Robinhood stake in Crypto.com reported in the Twitter digest; no source connects them. (confidence: low; basis: co-occurrence in the same window only)
  • STONKSZN's Base fork is probably opportunistic rather than an official deployment. (confidence: low; basis: timing only; no deployer or team evidence)

Contradictions

  • A 98K-follower account says on-chain heat around the BSC bStocks and stock-meme competition 'retreated a bit' in the last two days. [evidence: tw-kay-capital]
  • Almost all of the cluster's 24h volume sits in tokens that had already collapsed by observation; only STONK, STONKSZN, KILLER, Nasduck and STONKEX held non-trivial FDV. [evidence: stonks-cohort, stonk-trending]

Relative strength within the narrative

  • STONK: Held about 173M USD FDV while the parody cohort collapsed; an automated whale alert reported a 67.76K USD buy at 178.83M USD market cap. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: stonk-trending, tw-moby-stonk-whale]
  • KILLER: At 36.7 hours old it was still up 134% in 24h, unlike the 15–21 hour cohort. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: killer-pools]
  • STONKSZN: Strongest 24h move in the cluster (+329%) but 62K USD liquidity against 1.47M USD volume makes the price fragile. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: stonkszn-dexscreener]
  • STONKEX: The only Base member with meaningful FDV (10.4M USD); liquidity about 70K USD. (confidence: low) [evidence: stonkex-trending]

Narrative evidence: [evidence: tw-flap-leaderboard, tw-solotop-launchpads, otto-digest]

LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Lifecycle: emerging · confidence: moderate · id: laptop

Within roughly sixteen hours, at least fifteen pools named LAPTOP appeared across three chains, two of them on Solana above 390M USD FDV. The origin and catalyst were not established from the sources consulted.

Catalysts

  • Unknown. X search for 'laptop' and '$LAPTOP' returned only commentary (an 18K-follower account declining to buy; another advising wait-and-see) and no explanation of the meme. (observed ) [evidence: tw-laptop-msb, tw-laptop-wait]

Tokens

  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump — role: leader — 685M USD FDV, 2.24M USD liquidity, pool created 2026-09-08T22:49Z.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump — role: member — 390M USD FDV, 1.69M USD liquidity, pool created 2026-09-09T02:02Z.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — DpNn2rcNvGGAk5AnxeSj56BG1LPk9f59kPLs12Py7KtY — role: copycat-suspected — Same ticker launched later on the same chain; 111,534 transactions in 24h on 2.3M USD FDV. Relationship to the leader unknown.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 3EFWXLYq2G5UK8uoCiBEcKtBAisst7wbK8zR5JT3QexG — role: copycat-suspected — Same ticker, later pool, 83K USD liquidity; relationship unknown.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 5hhq2zZYGZibAZNXWgmYpmLZHj8PdhD78QvVh6sGUica — role: copycat-suspected — Same ticker, later pool; relationship unknown.
  • LAPTOP on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xe01dab0f0bc9ffb93dc47eaeb01931d7994affff — role: member — Earliest LAPTOP pool among those found (2026-09-08T17:25Z), 6.8M USD FDV, 16,222 transactions.
  • LAPTOP on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0x586e2102d500aa5f7d01aec064dcf1ca41db7777 — role: member — 44M USD FDV, 1.42M USD liquidity.
  • LAPTOP on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xbf2128b8dbdef617af9ce25b1693836ade377b9f — role: member — 65M USD FDV, 1.27M USD liquidity.
  • LAPTOP on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07 — role: member — 11.1M USD FDV, 5.5M USD liquidity on Aerodrome.
  • LAPTOP on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0xb2000000000000000000001db6b25b764a8e59a2 — role: copycat-suspected — Thin Uniswap V4 pool reporting an artefactual 3.35B USD FDV on 24 transactions.

Observed

  • Pool search for LAPTOP returned ten pools: five on Solana (FDV 2.3M–685M USD), three on BNB Smart Chain (6.8M–65M USD) and two on Base (11.1M USD and an artefactual 3.35B USD). [evidence: laptop-pools]
  • The newest Base pools feed showed six further LAPTOP-named pools created between 09:00 and 09:05 UTC, and the newest Solana pools feed showed a 'Laptop / SOL' pool created at 09:05 UTC with under one dollar of reserve. [evidence: laptop-new-pools-base, laptop-new-pool-sol]
  • The Base Aerodrome LAPTOP token has 9,247 holders; its two largest holders are contracts (the pool itself at 49.5% and another contract at 44.69%) and no LP is reported locked. [evidence: laptop-base-holders]
  • The earliest LAPTOP pool observed is on BNB Smart Chain (2026-09-08T17:25Z), followed by Solana (22:49Z) and Base (2026-09-09T03:49Z). [evidence: laptop-pools]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • The ticker probably originated on BNB Smart Chain and was copied to Solana and Base within hours, with the Solana copies attracting the most capital. (confidence: low; basis: pool creation times from a search capped at ten results; earlier pools may exist)
  • The extreme 24h volume figures on fresh pools (for example 109M USD on a 2.3M USD FDV Solana pool and 330M USD on a five-hour-old BSC pool) are more consistent with bot activity or listing artefacts than with organic trading. (confidence: moderate; basis: volume-to-liquidity ratios; no trade-level data)

Contradictions

  • No influential-account mention of LAPTOP was found by the X search tool, which is unusual for a ticker at several hundred million USD FDV. [evidence: tw-laptop-msb]

Relative strength within the narrative

  • LAPTOP: Largest FDV and liquidity (2.24M USD) in the cluster; +360% in 24h. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: laptop-pools]
  • LAPTOP: Second by FDV with 1.69M USD liquidity; +161% in 24h. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: laptop-pools]
  • LAPTOP: Deepest liquidity in the cluster (5.5M USD) but only +10.8% and 286 transactions in 24h. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: laptop-pools, laptop-base-holders]

Narrative evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools, laptop-new-pools-base]

Cat-named tokens

Lifecycle: unknown · confidence: low · id: cat-tokens

Cat-themed tokens are large on Solana (CATE, ZCAT) and Base (Basecat) and reappear inside the stonks cohort (Intel Cat, Nascat, Meme Solana Feline Token, Artificial Cat). This report clusters them by name only; no shared team or catalyst was observed.

Tokens

  • CATE on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump — role: leader — Top trending Solana pool at observation (43M USD FDV).
  • ZCAT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR — role: member — 110M USD FDV, low transaction count.
  • Basecat on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0xb2000000000000000000004c27f6523082f41d01 — role: member — Base, o1 Launchpad.
  • AICAT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump — role: member — Also listed under stonks season.
  • INTC on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump — role: member — Collapsed.
  • Nascat on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump — role: member — Collapsed.
  • MSFT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump — role: member — Collapsed.
  • HAPPYCAT on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — HtqYi2DcSbmCRu2UUAZUuhERimKoWRqUfqA8j8Popump — role: member — Collapsed (-95.5%).

Observed

  • CATE (43M USD FDV, 47,996 transactions) and ZCAT (110M USD FDV) were in the Solana trending list; Basecat (38M USD FDV) was in the Base trending list. [evidence: cate-zcat-trending, basecat-trending]
  • Four cat-named tokens in the boosted stock-parody cohort had collapsed by 95% or more, while AICAT was up 33%. [evidence: stonks-cohort, aicat-dexscreener]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • Cat naming is a perennial theme rather than a fresh narrative; without a previous report this window cannot show whether it is growing or fading. (confidence: low; basis: name-based clustering only)

Relative strength within the narrative

  • CATE: Most transactions of any trending Solana pool in the window (47,996) with 2.1M USD liquidity. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: cate-zcat-trending]

Narrative evidence: [evidence: cate-zcat-trending]

Cooling narratives

No narratives are marked cooling or dormant in this report.

Who is doing what

Token index

Tokens are identified by chain and contract or mint address. Market cap and fully diluted valuation are reported separately. Unknown values are shown as unknown, never as zero.

STONK — STONK

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Figures are pool-level from the Meteora STONK / SOL pool unless labelled; 24h volume was not included in the trending payload.
  • A social post says STONK carries a transfer tax; not verified.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonk-trending, tw-moby-stonk-whale, tw-stonk-tax, sol-holders-goplus, sol-authority-scan]

STONKSZN — Stonk Season

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
pump.fun (PumpSwap pool; mint suffix 'pump')
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 500 (paid promotion). Pool created 2026-09-09T04:38:03Z per pool search; pair age 5.2 hours at observation.
  • Market cap and FDV are reported as equal by the source.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkszn-dexscreener, stonkszn-pools, stonkszn-site, tw-stonkszn-votes, tw-stonkszn-calls, sol-holders-goplus, sol-authority-scan]

STONKSZN — STONKSZN (Base fork)

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0xf658813c4fdd08288d3d18a54eb1a5851d01dc87 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

Notes

  • Uniswap V4 pool created 2026-09-09T06:02:49Z, about 85 minutes after the Solana STONKSZN pool. Relationship to the Solana team is unknown.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkszn-pools]

KILLER — Robinhood Killer

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
3d2UiLwJmRUtgnH5FG7K55GYBmojZmJn5GHPyCUCpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Pool created 2026-09-07T21:02:57Z per pool search (36.7 hours old at observation). boost_total_amount 100. Five other KILLER-named Solana pools exist at FDV 2,908–25,029 USD.

Token evidence: [evidence: killer-pools, sol-holders-goplus]

STONKEX — STONKEX

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Trending Uniswap V3 pool on Base. Named as Base's 'stonks exchange' in a social post; nothing about the project itself was verified.
  • Liquidity figure was truncated in the source output to whole dollars.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkex-trending, tw-solotop-launchpads]

Nasduck — Nasduck

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
7Y7V1a4m2nWK7BMgbka5B4vR1pDvCK7yva3Hnrqkraze (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Trending PumpSwap pool; 24h volume not included in the trending payload.

Token evidence: [evidence: nasduck-trending]

DOWBONES — Dow Bones

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
9nQ19kEKYcmtSHZA9hEgxXBkEAGAotgXQFJFBFgUpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 18.3 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

MSFT — Meme Solana Feline Token

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks, Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 200 (paid promotion); pair age 16.2 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

STONKLESS — Useless Stonk

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
8epBCVHVZHdiAYweM9vAF57ngKtGVLC9k7oRTh2pump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 200 (paid promotion); pair age 17.5 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

NYSEDOG — NYSEDOG

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
ALBMTj6ZL8AUVo1GTk9F2qeHm1qTfJKu8LMXFe7Cpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 18.0 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

INTC — Intel Cat

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks, Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 19.9 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

Nascat — Nascat

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks, Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 21.2 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

StockPad — StockPad

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
uKGvgmqwwRbtMVu4WmwDNYGuXnYdfScNZ8FUVvXpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 4.1 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

MEMELESS — memes are useless

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
3hyoQKfyQyg1HpxFkvqn5q1Sqt7LqmihF7c4UNBdpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100 (paid promotion); pair age 4.2 hours at observation; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity, extreme_24h_price_move.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

AICAT — Artificial Cat

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
FCLgsb8utgpPivdhrfHBpkqsns3ki9e9nhXbtEbEpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Stonks season: memecoins built around tokenized stocks, Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Profile description says the token is paired with Nvidia (a tokenized-stock pairing claim); DexScreener boost_total_amount 500; pair age 10.8 hours.

Token evidence: [evidence: aicat-dexscreener]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, largest by FDV)

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • PumpSwap pool. Highest FDV and liquidity of all LAPTOP-named pools found; whether it is the original LAPTOP is unknown.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools, sol-holders-goplus, sol-authority-scan]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, second by FDV)

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • PumpSwap pool created about three hours after xcMv…pump.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools, sol-holders-goplus]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana, highest transaction count)

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
DpNn2rcNvGGAk5AnxeSj56BG1LPk9f59kPLs12Py7KtY (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • 111,534 transactions and 109M USD reported 24h volume against 2.3M USD FDV; the volume-to-FDV ratio is extreme and may reflect bot or wash activity (not verified).

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana)

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
3EFWXLYq2G5UK8uoCiBEcKtBAisst7wbK8zR5JT3QexG (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Solana)

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
5hhq2zZYGZibAZNXWgmYpmLZHj8PdhD78QvVh6sGUica (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC)

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0x586e2102d500aa5f7d01aec064dcf1ca41db7777 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • PancakeSwap V2 LAPTOP / USDT. The reported 24h volume (330M USD) and price change (+176,479%) are source figures for a pool five hours old and should be read as artefacts of a fresh listing, not as market depth.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC)

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xbf2128b8dbdef617af9ce25b1693836ade377b9f (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

Notes

  • PancakeSwap V2 LAPTOP / USDT created ten minutes after 0x586e…; +52,114% is a fresh-listing artefact.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (BSC, earliest pool observed)

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xe01dab0f0bc9ffb93dc47eaeb01931d7994affff (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

Notes

  • Earliest LAPTOP pool among the ten returned by the search (2026-09-08T17:25:27Z). Whether earlier pools exist is unknown: the search returns at most ten pools.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Base, Aerodrome)

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0xe8cffaca7fbbbc78bcd4abb0a8151707af290b07 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Aerodrome Slipstream LAPTOP / USDC pool. The two largest holders are contracts (49.5% and 44.69%); the first is this pool's address. No LP is reported locked.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools, laptop-base-holders]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP (Base, Uniswap V4)

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0xb2000000000000000000001db6b25b764a8e59a2 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: one ticker copied across Solana, BNB Smart Chain and Base

Metrics

Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

Notes

  • The source reports FDV and liquidity above 3 billion USD on 24 transactions and 2.5K USD of volume; this is almost certainly a pricing artefact of a thin Uniswap V4 pool and is not treated as a valuation.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-pools]

CATE — CATE

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Top trending PumpSwap pool on Solana at observation; 24h volume not included in the payload.

Token evidence: [evidence: cate-zcat-trending]

ZCAT — ZCAT

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • Trending Meteora pool; 24h volume not included in the payload.

Token evidence: [evidence: cate-zcat-trending]

Basecat — Basecat

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0xb2000000000000000000004c27f6523082f41d01 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

No checks were performed on this token. Nothing here should be read as a safety verdict.

Notes

  • Trending o1 Launchpad pool on Base; liquidity and volume were truncated or absent in the payload.

Token evidence: [evidence: basecat-trending]

HAPPYCAT — HAPPY CAT

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
HtqYi2DcSbmCRu2UUAZUuhERimKoWRqUfqA8j8Popump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Cat-named tokens

Metrics

Checks

Notes

  • DexScreener boost_total_amount 100; pair age 16.9 hours; flags thin_liquidity, volume_far_above_liquidity.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonks-cohort]

What to watch next

Evidence

Sources

Limitations

Previous report: none · Archive: https://trenches.party/archive/ · Canonical JSON: https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z/index.json · Published 2026-09-09 10:20 UTC.