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LAPTOP reverses; STONK keeps its market

Observations through · Published

In a minute

Attention in the sampled sources is split between Hunter Biden’s just-trading Base LAPTOP and STONK’s expanding reward-token pitch. LAPTOP now has a verified identity and catalyst, but its sampled pool lost 71.7% during 13:00–14:00 UTC. STONK lost 6.9% over the same hour and retains a much deeper market; KNOTS is the visible satellite promoting STONK payouts. BNB’s stock-meme incentive campaign is now officially confirmed. These are observed markets and sampled discussion, not a measured cross-chain capital rotation.

The important change from the shipped report is both factual and editorial: the noon LAPTOP trading announcement is new; yesterday’s Hunter Biden announcement was available earlier but missed by the prior search. Exact-contract follow-ups show the old damaged Solana cohort remains thin. Holder growth, independent ownership and most claimed reward payments remain unresolved.

LAPTOP has a story now—and a reversal

Hunter Biden’s September 8 22:14 UTC post supplies the cultural catalyst missing from the earlier report. The official site identifies Base contract 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29. Aerodrome then announced live LAPTOP/USDC trading at 12:00:22 UTC today and said 4M LAPTOP had been deposited as incentives.

At retrieval, DEX Screener showed about $1.24, $435M market cap, $1.244B FDV and $672K in the selected Aerodrome pool. The site says 1B total supply and 35% unlocked at TGE; those are different valuation denominators. In completed candles the pool fell from $4.425 at 13:00 to $1.254 at 14:00, down 71.7%. An implausible launch-candle wick is excluded from peak claims.

Two contract balances each hold 30% of supply, corroborated by Nansen and Basescan. They are identified as SafeProxy contracts; signers, ownership and enforceable vesting were not established. The site’s 30% founders and 30% predictions allocations cannot be assigned to those addresses from this evidence alone.

The two earlier Solana LAPTOP mints are separate assets. Both now show only about $2.1K–$2.3K pool liquidity. DEX Screener shows approximately $249 and $121 of SOL on the quote sides, respectively; even the headline liquidity overstates the amount of outside quote asset present.

Our read. The catalyst is verified; sustained participation remains unproven. Stage: launch shock / unclear. (confidence: moderate; Exact identity, original posts and completed-hour reversal, with incomplete holder/vesting history.)

Receipts: [48] [29] [50] [24] [59] [44] [45] [46] [47]

Token records: LAPTOP · Base · 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 · LAPTOP · Solana · xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump · LAPTOP · Solana · momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump

STONK’s market persists; the payout pitch spreads

The exact Meteora STONK/SOL pool rose from $2.650M liquidity in the earlier report to $3.128M at 14:01 UTC. Its separate Orca pool declined from $1.768M to $1.635M. The matched 13:00–14:00 UTC price decline was 6.9%, versus LAPTOP’s 71.7%; different launch ages limit the comparison.

KNOTS is the concrete satellite: its account posts the exact mint, its Raydium pool is paired with STONK, and its posts promise STONK for holding KNOTS. A claimed $500K payout was amplified, but transfers and funding were not verified. Because the reward and quote asset is STONK, USD returns can also reflect STONK appreciation; a comparable KNOTS/STONK history was unavailable. The Raydium pair held about $888K at 14:03 UTC, while the separately sampled KNOTS/SOL pool held about $168K.

STONKSZN’s correct later DEX Screener response showed $0.0006855 and $74.5K liquidity, up 35.6% and 20.4% versus the earlier same-source snapshot. It still carried a negative one-hour price change. The eight previously damaged stock-parody contracts remain at roughly $2.4K–$4.7K selected-pool liquidity.

GoPlus’s STONK and STONKSZN holder counts repeat the old figures exactly without a refresh timestamp. The authority scanner’s STONK count disagrees. Nansen shows mixed 24h balance changes among selected large holders, so broadening ownership has not been established.

Our read. STONK has the strongest evidence of persistence within this sampled Solana cluster. Stage: expanding reward narrative, with a short-term pullback. (confidence: moderate; Repeated liquidity observations, original venue amplification and corroborated pair data; no reliable holder-growth series.)

Receipts: [1] [2] [25] [6] [55] [53] [59] [57] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]

Token records: STONK · Solana · 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx · KNOTS · Solana · 8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS · STONKSZN · Solana · HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump

BNB has a verifiable incentive loop

Official DappBay confirms the $4M multi-week Stonks campaign and identifies the current leading contracts. The captured September 4–11 board places 牛来 first and MarsCoin second. It shows 69,903 versus 47,034 holders and increases of 15.54K versus 5.8K during the displayed campaign round. These are not 24h growth numbers.

Current sampled USDT pools reinforce the difference in participation: 牛来 has about $1.104M liquidity and $33.40M 24h volume; MarsCoin $0.522M and $11.29M. The dashboard refreshes every five minutes but warns of 5–10 minute lag. The exact cutoff timezone and full eligibility rules remain unavailable.

BREW and 4Stock appear in BNB market discovery. BREW’s exact-contract discussion includes a launchpad claim, but its official interface could not be retrieved. Neither token is assumed to be an eligible campaign entrant merely because of its name.

Our read. 牛来 has the stronger campaign participation evidence of these two. Incentives may sustain attention until the round ends; persistence after rewards remains untested. (confidence: moderate; Same-window official board and contemporaneous pool comparisons.)

Receipts: [30] [7] [8] [12] [11] [56]

Token records: 牛来 · BNB Smart Chain · 0xbeea1d618e533a387d941f58a7d4c9b7bd377777 · MarsCoin · BNB Smart Chain · 0xfe189e97832da1573e4e4ff034f4ffc3a15c7777

Robinhood is live; the mechanisms differ

Official documentation identifies mainnet 4663 separately from testnet 46630. Exact PONS and STONKBROKER markets were obtained. PONS’s sampled USDG pool showed $8.73M liquidity and -1.54% over the source’s 24h window; STONKBROKER’s selected ETH pool $4.75M and -16.52%. This adds coverage, not proof of a new chain rotation.

Pons currently documents WETH-only Uniswap V3 launches with 1% pool fees and a 70/30 creator/protocol fee split; older factories retain 90/10. The live board labels recent launches V2 and warns of degraded data. The relationship between that interface and the documented current factory needs confirmation before mechanics are attached to a particular new token.

StonkBrokers describes stock-token marketing rewards for activated broker NFTs. These are separate from corporate dividends. Arrow’s official link resolves to its launchpad, but the captured board has no loaded rows and its homepage mixes live and planned descriptions. Coinbarrel lists recent launches; Long only exposes a launch landing page, and NOXA Lite requires a wallet/RPC to browse.

Our read. PONS currently holds up better than STONKBROKER in the selected pools. Ecosystem stage remains unclear without prior chain snapshots or reliable launch-event history. (confidence: moderate; Current pair data and first direct mainnet coverage.)

Receipts: [31] [9] [10] [32] [33] [36] [37] [34] [35] [38] [42] [43]

Token records: PONS · Robinhood Chain · 0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571 · STONKBROKER · Robinhood Chain · 0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50

Who is driving the visible activity

Hunter Biden and Aerodrome provide LAPTOP’s original announcement and venue catalyst. KNOTS’s team account promotes receiving STONK; Raydium amplifies STONK. These source identities are verified, while their effect on demand is inferred.

Fomo-specific activity appears in public X posts about STONK gifts and a giveaway to a LOOM holder. Those posts do not verify the claimed sells. The Fomo homepage and official-linked token page exposed marketing copy, not the live social feed or leaderboard.

Arkham’s account highlights @The__Solstice as an early STONK holder. Separately, Nansen’s largest listed STONK address added about 40,890 tokens over 24h while its latina.sol-labelled address decreased by 214,000. Those balance changes do not establish purchases, sales or a coordinated wallet relationship.

Receipts: [48] [50] [55] [51] [40] [41] [52] [54] [57]

Investigation watchlist

Watch completed-hour stabilization and retained USDC liquidity, then identify multisig signers/vesting. Another large decline or disappearing quote liquidity weakens any persistence thesis.

Watch the same Meteora and Orca pools together, recoverable holder history and continued independent discussion. Continued liquidity loss across venues would weaken the relative-strength case.

Verify actual STONK reward transfers, eligibility and funding; compare price in STONK as well as USD. Promotion without repeatable distributions weakens the mechanism story.

Compare 牛来 and MarsCoin over the same campaign window and after incentives end. Retrieve exact official cutoff/timezone before scheduling a catalyst. Falling liquidity or reversed holder growth weakens the participation thesis.

Reconcile Pons V2-labelled interface against documented active factory and fresh launch events. Resolve the degraded-data banner and verify buybacks/payouts. Stale or mismatched data weakens any claim of new momentum.

Receipts: [59] [55] [30] [32]

Coverage and cost

Frames final per-run billing totals 925 credits against a 2,000-credit cumulative cap. Eight paid batches requested 79 calls, 69 marked delivered. Wrong-token and placeholder outputs are recorded as limitations rather than adopted as evidence.

Solana, Base, BNB, Ethereum and Robinhood mainnet were checked. No defensible new Ethereum-specific narrative emerged in the capped trending sample. GMGN wallet tools and additional history tools were discovered but not executed; no direct Fomo feed, private Telegram content, comprehensive chain flows or reliable historical total holders were available.

Full research, token records & sources

Edition details

Report ID
2026-09-09T1429Z
Published
Observation window
to (Reporting timezone Asia/Seoul (UTC+09:00): 2026-09-08 23:09:00 to 2026-09-09 23:09:00 KST. Research executed 13:56:51–14:08:56 UTC. Emphasis on changes since the prior 09:44–10:10 UTC observations and completed 13:00–14:00 UTC candles. Source snapshot times retained where exposed; otherwise observed_at records retrieval-complete time, not an asserted upstream refresh time. Seven-day context is partial.)
Previous report
2026-09-09T1020Z-r2
Revision
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Frames multi-chain research — 2026-09-09 — Frames catalog discovery, exact-contract market comparisons, original social posts and official launchpad documentation.

Coverage

Chains and sources actually observed in this window (5). Anything not listed here was not covered.

Known gaps

  • Original X posts were retrieved through one Frames service. Broad search had ordinary-language noise and promotion. Contract searches and account queries improved identity, but this is neither an exhaustive social sample nor a measured mention-growth series. (impact: moderate)
  • Holder counts and concentration disagree across providers. GoPlus repeated earlier counts and included known pools in a non-locked field. Nansen supplies first 10 holder balances, not total holder growth. No claim of independent-wallet concentration, coordinated control or wash trading is established. (impact: moderate)
  • Completed-hour comparisons use 13:00–14:00 UTC; latest partial candles are excluded. Seven-day holder balance changes for selected STONK accounts are available, but comprehensive seven-day holder, liquidity and social histories are not. (impact: moderate)
  • No comprehensive chain-wide DEX volume or cross-chain flow dataset was acquired. Ethereum discovery did not support a distinct new narrative in this sample. Neither gap establishes inactivity. (impact: moderate)
  • Current Robinhood platform docs and public boards provide deployment/mechanism claims, not a smart-contract audit. Pons current WETH-only documentation and V2-labelled live interface require version reconciliation; Arrow copy is internally inconsistent, and the captured board has no loaded rows. Stock rewards and buybacks are not assumed to be dividends or confirmed payments. (impact: moderate)

What changed since 2026-09-09T1020Z-r2

Narratives

LAPTOP: celebrity launch, reversal and unrelated names

Lifecycle: persisting · confidence: high · id: laptop

Hunter Biden’s Base token provides the catalyst missing from the earlier report; same-name assets on other chains remain distinct.

Catalysts

  • Earliest official teaser retrieved named September 9 launch. (observed ) [evidence: hunter-teaser]
  • Hunter Biden explains the laptop reference and announces allocation claims. (observed ) [evidence: hunter-launch]
  • Aerodrome announces live trading and 4M LAPTOP incentive deposit. (observed ) [evidence: aero-live]

Tokens

  • LAPTOP on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 — role: leader — Official project contract; narrative identity leader, not a durability verdict.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump — role: unknown — Same name, no verified affiliation.
  • LAPTOP on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump — role: unknown — Same name, no verified affiliation.

Observed

  • Official site resolves the Base contract and distinguishes 1B total supply from 35% initially unlocked. [evidence: laptop-site]
  • The completed 13:00–14:00 UTC hour lost 71.7% on the sampled Aerodrome pool. [evidence: matched-candles]
  • Both earlier Solana LAPTOP mints now have only roughly $2.1K–$2.3K displayed pool liquidity, corroborated by DEX Screener. [evidence: laptop-sol-a-market, laptop-sol-b-market, sol-a-dex, sol-b-dex]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • Attention is intense but staying power is not yet demonstrated; stage is launch shock / unclear. (confidence: moderate; basis: Original project and venue posts, sharp completed-hour reversal, concentrated contract balances; social coverage is a limited sample.)

Narrative evidence: [evidence: hunter-launch, aero-live, laptop-site, matched-candles]

STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion

Lifecycle: persisting · confidence: moderate · id: stonks-season

The concrete mechanism spreading in today’s posts is holding a satellite token to receive STONK; pair data verifies KNOTS/STONK trading, while payout totals remain claims.

Catalysts

  • Raydium amplifies STONK. (observed ) [evidence: raydium-stonk]
  • KNOTS team’s distribution claim is amplified. (observed ) [evidence: knots-reward]

Tokens

  • STONK on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx — role: leader — Deepest repeatedly observed market in this Solana comparison.
  • KNOTS on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — 8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS — role: member — Verified mint and STONK pairing; project promises STONK rewards.
  • STONKSZN on Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp) — HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump — role: member — Stock-season branding with promotion and improving snapshots; no verified shared team.
  • STONKEX on Base mainnet (eip155:8453) — 0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5 — role: unknown — Base stock-exchange theme; no verified organisational relationship.

Observed

  • STONK Meteora/SOL liquidity increased from $2.650M to $3.128M; its Orca/SOL liquidity fell from $1.768M to $1.635M. [evidence: prior, stonk-market]
  • KNOTS has a real Raydium pair with STONK; the team posts its exact mint and promotes STONK rewards. [evidence: knots-market, knots-contract, knots-reward]
  • STONKSZN’s independently matched later observation is $0.0006855, $74,521.80 liquidity and $2.532M 24h volume. [evidence: stonkszn-dex]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • STONK shows stronger evidence of persistence than its smaller satellite markets, although it pulled back during the last completed hour. (confidence: moderate; basis: Repeated exact-pool observations, corroborating price/liquidity sources and completed candles; holder growth unresolved.)
  • KNOTS is gaining visibility in this sample; payout durability is still unproven. (confidence: low; basis: Team replies and an amplifier, actual pair, but no audited reward transfers or comparable holder baseline.)

Relative strength within the narrative

  • STONK: About $3.13M in selected Meteora/SOL pool; down 6.9% in the completed hour versus LAPTOP’s 71.7%. This is a cross-narrative stress comparison, not equivalent launch ages. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: stonk-market, matched-candles]
  • STONKSZN: Same-source spot price +35.6% and liquidity +20.4% versus the shipped snapshot, but only $74.5K liquidity and unknown holder growth. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: prior, stonkszn-dex]

Narrative evidence: [evidence: stonk-market, stonkszn-dex, knots-contract, knots-reward, matched-candles]

BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives

Lifecycle: persisting · confidence: moderate · id: bnb-bstocks-campaign

A verified weekly campaign rewards stock-paired meme communities; the official board links attention to specific BNB contracts.

Catalysts

  • Existing September 4–11 campaign round is active in the captured dashboard; no exact UTC cutoff was established. [evidence: bnb-board]

Tokens

  • 牛来 on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xbeea1d618e533a387d941f58a7d4c9b7bd377777 — role: leader — Rank 1 on captured campaign board; more holders and deeper selected USDT pool than MarsCoin.
  • MarsCoin on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xfe189e97832da1573e4e4ff034f4ffc3a15c7777 — role: member — Rank 2, larger displayed campaign market cap but weaker campaign price change.
  • 4Stock on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xd270d4e1ec6e6e0d28c0ecb8be966ec75997ffff — role: unknown — Stock-themed BNB discovery candidate; not treated as an eligible campaign entrant without evidence.
  • BREW on BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56) — 0xfa6d9b504848606eb9aec04ccc161d169b3f2159 — role: unknown — BNB market and promotional posts observed; launchpad unavailable.

Observed

  • Official DappBay advertises $4M across weekly rounds and shows 牛来 rank 1, MarsCoin rank 2. [evidence: bnb-board]
  • The sampled current USDT pools show about $1.104M versus $0.522M liquidity, and $33.40M versus $11.29M 24h volume. [evidence: niulai-market, mars-market]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • 牛来 currently has the stronger campaign participation evidence in this two-token comparison. Stage is expanding under incentives; organic demand after rewards remains unknown. (confidence: moderate; basis: Same campaign holder/growth window and contemporaneous selected-pool comparison; no post-campaign history or holder concentration checks.)

Relative strength within the narrative

  • 牛来: 69,903 dashboard holders and +15.54K campaign growth versus MarsCoin 47,034 and +5.8K; not a 24h growth claim. (confidence: moderate) [evidence: bnb-board]

Narrative evidence: [evidence: bnb-board, niulai-market, mars-market]

Robinhood launch infrastructure: different economics

Lifecycle: unknown · confidence: moderate · id: robinhood-launch-infrastructure

New coverage confirms mainnet markets and current product surfaces; creator fees, buybacks and activated-NFT stock rewards are separate mechanisms.

Tokens

  • PONS on Robinhood Chain mainnet (eip155:4663) — 0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571 — role: leader — Deeper selected stablecoin-quoted market and smaller 24h price decline in this pair of platform tokens.
  • STONKBROKER on Robinhood Chain mainnet (eip155:4663) — 0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 — role: member — Activated NFT reward mechanism, with unverified payout transaction.

Observed

  • Robinhood mainnet is eip155:4663; PONS and STONKBROKER identities match official documentation and pool search. [evidence: rh-network, pons-docs, broker-site, pons-market, broker-market]
  • PONS selected USDG pool has $8.73M liquidity and -1.54% source 24h change; STONKBROKER selected ETH pool has $4.75M and -16.52%. [evidence: pons-market, broker-market]
  • Pons documents current WETH-only V3 launches and a 70/30 creator/protocol fee split, while its app warns of degraded data. [evidence: pons-docs, pons-app]

Inferred (interpretation, not observation)

  • PONS holds up better in this sampled daily price/liquidity comparison; no prior Robinhood baseline establishes a rotation into this ecosystem today. Stage is unclear. (confidence: moderate; basis: Current pool snapshots, official deployment documentation; no reliable historical holder/flow dataset.)

Narrative evidence: [evidence: rh-network, pons-market, broker-market, pons-docs, broker-site]

Cooling narratives

No narratives are marked cooling or dormant in this report.

Who is doing what

Token index

Tokens are identified by chain and contract or mint address. Market cap and fully diluted valuation are reported separately. Unknown values are shown as unknown, never as zero.

STONK — STONK

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.
  • Holder snapshot limitations: observed — GoPlus count 31812. Top-account classifications are incomplete; reported topNonLockedConcentrationPct is not accepted as independent-wallet concentration. (observed ) — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots
  • Mint/freeze and limited sell simulation: observed — At 14:02:56 UTC scanner reported both mint and freeze authorities inactive, canBuy/canSell true, a $1,000 depth sample and 0.196% sell price impact. Transfer-fee field null. This does not establish future exit capacity. (observed ) — source: Solana authority and sell-simulation check
  • Conflicting holder definitions: observed — The scanner reports 39,273 holders versus GoPlus 31,812. Two GoPlus top addresses match the Orca and Meteora pools. Beneficial ownership and holder growth remain unresolved. (observed ) — source: Solana authority and sell-simulation check

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/zxTpi4BtaWX3mgdAPoezkMD1hxx8CdeCfrqXMWvSCLX. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-08-12T10:51:40Z; token launch time unavailable.
  • DEX Screener FDV $204,838,666 versus GeckoTerminal $177,987,310: supply methodology unresolved. Do not compare those labels as equal valuations. Spot prices and the exact Meteora pool liquidity agree approximately.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonk-market, stonk-dex, stonk-holders, matched-candles]

STONKSZN — STONKSZN

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
HQSXsxD2BhpA8v21TwTjv6Tbkr8yYH3B8RkGS1Bspump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.
  • Holder snapshot limitations: observed — GoPlus count 1607. Top-account classifications are incomplete; reported topNonLockedConcentrationPct is not accepted as independent-wallet concentration. (observed ) — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots
  • Deployer trace: unknown — Composite scan did not reach the earliest transaction after more than 3,000 signatures. Creator identity is unknown. (observed ) — source: Solana composite scan

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/FETxroCPWbKJNiuS4F3xCzy33jxHRYV8zE8kzf74RWUR. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-09T04:38:03Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkszn-market, stonkszn-dex, stonkszn-holders]

STONKEX — STONKEX

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0x5ab000ff9b9ffe0349ce5ffa5fd86f217c3680f5 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/base/pools/0x7692acc1cdd771d09ebcae3663e1843b2911bec7. Quote WETH (0x4200000000000000000000000000000000000006). Pool created 2026-08-24T15:19:45Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkex-market]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP

Chain
Base mainnet (eip155:8453)
Address
0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: celebrity launch, reversal and unrelated names

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.
  • Concentrated contract balances: observed — Nansen returns two 300M-token balances (30% each), corroborated by Basescan SafeProxy contracts. Site separately allocates 30% founders and 30% predictions; correspondence to these two contracts is not established. Signers and enforceable lock/vesting controls unavailable. (observed ) — source: Nansen top holders and balance changes

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/base/pools/0x99cf3e8bfb02c300312c53aac5d0b082e3d5975c. Quote USDC (0x833589fcd6edb6e08f4c7c32d4f71b54bda02913). Pool created 2026-09-09T02:27:33Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-market, laptop-dex, laptop-site, laptop-contract-a, laptop-contract-b, matched-candles]

KNOTS — KNOTS

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.
  • Holder snapshot limitations: observed — GoPlus count 3615. Top-account classifications are incomplete; reported topNonLockedConcentrationPct is not accepted as independent-wallet concentration. (observed ) — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots
  • Unclassified top accounts: observed — Ten listed top-account percentages sum to 25.14%; provider rounds its aggregate to 25.1%. Account roles and relationships were not resolved, so this is not a ten-owner concentration figure. (observed ) — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/nBXytBBfKLhj6teXarAv8rk6WNgUFBMyybUFRkuK7ad. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-06T21:55:51Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: knots-market, knots-holders]

牛来 — 牛来

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xbeea1d618e533a387d941f58a7d4c9b7bd377777 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
Flap (official campaign label)
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/bsc/pools/0xe5ae318389b8d6d09370a675479c64862152d126. Quote USDT (0x55d398326f99059ff775485246999027b3197955). Pool created 2026-08-15T22:00:03Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: niulai-market, bnb-board]

MarsCoin — MarsCoin

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xfe189e97832da1573e4e4ff034f4ffc3a15c7777 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
Flap (official campaign label)
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/bsc/pools/0x14ca9d552ed2cf0d5dfd1f89bc6793a464e2ed16. Quote USDT (0x55d398326f99059ff775485246999027b3197955). Pool created 2026-07-30T07:47:36Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: mars-market, bnb-board]

PONS — PONS

Chain
Robinhood Chain mainnet (eip155:4663)
Address
0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Robinhood launch infrastructure: different economics

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/robinhood/pools/0x4be9657ec9002e528f4f17a5c43edc525a07f888f7b180c2afbf75e096c4f38a. Quote USDG (0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168). Pool created 2026-07-18T01:42:13Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: pons-market, rh-network, pons-docs, pons-app]

STONKBROKER — STONKBROKER

Chain
Robinhood Chain mainnet (eip155:4663)
Address
0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
Robinhood launch infrastructure: different economics

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/robinhood/pools/0xd33c8fd38b06e989cdbd4dffdefab71c4bdd415b24964c8d69e38ff35b068f92. Quote WETH (0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000). Pool created 2026-07-18T03:50:03Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: broker-market, rh-network, broker-site]

4Stock — 4Stock

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xd270d4e1ec6e6e0d28c0ecb8be966ec75997ffff (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/bsc/pools/0x90c3c770087eb9e63ad47e99a66e260aa10c31ae. Quote USDT (0x55d398326f99059ff775485246999027b3197955). Pool created 2026-09-08T03:09:01Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: 4stock-market]

BREW — BREW

Chain
BNB Smart Chain mainnet (eip155:56)
Address
0xfa6d9b504848606eb9aec04ccc161d169b3f2159 (evm-hex)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/bsc/pools/0x3ea3f9a7b7edbfe0ba3568bfc0f30ba870b7553d. Quote WBNB (0xbb4cdb9cbd36b01bd1cbaebf2de08d9173bc095c). Pool created 2026-09-06T03:08:47Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: brew-market]

DOWBONES — DOWBONES

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
9nQ19kEKYcmtSHZA9hEgxXBkEAGAotgXQFJFBFgUpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/7r6pSAKVgyU2rA9EN3V4Udu6fM7dx1RuznubCuRSvnDy. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T15:27:23Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: dowbones-market]

MSFT — MSFT

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
28ZHuzqJwtg97KhJzuUwypC82vMCKuZa629FaCmrpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/C3hbHDcL3RWkjSc1DMFZ4d3Tcvg7zmwQNtgUftWsemP7. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T17:35:25Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: msft-market]

STONKLESS — STONKLESS

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
8epBCVHVZHdiAYweM9vAF57ngKtGVLC9k7oRTh2pump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/9525ige2FAfDCmv71pe5v3dL11fDHiFoczQpevVJsHNk. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T16:15:36Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: stonkless-market]

NYSEDOG — NYSEDOG

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
ALBMTj6ZL8AUVo1GTk9F2qeHm1qTfJKu8LMXFe7Cpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/CBPfZZUJpDPNwXrZ4U8hPinUmzetwcW2ju85vi6Az3P4. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T15:47:56Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: nysedog-market]

INTC — INTC

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
5cNaeFkSqLGVE3BJufKVAzJtxkH2zHhKu3Ao7PCipump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/2WRwVq46rzppjYiVKwNPdeuo38PjtetaYrmhVRQLqLzU. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T13:54:48Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: intc-market]

Nascat — Nascat

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
9e2g754kYeUjNuLkPuZUbUxyYwNhCr9iaKDPJbphpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/CbnZjJNVRifbhoACMxmpVX5jzBSkt1kD3Kc9xyADrSaC. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T12:37:53Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: nascat-market]

StockPad — StockPad

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
uKGvgmqwwRbtMVu4WmwDNYGuXnYdfScNZ8FUVvXpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/waRESUMW1ouD9tWpqGmA95FAdhCsaunySm58jhsXUNd. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-09T05:40:23Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: stockpad-market]

MEMELESS — MEMELESS

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
3hyoQKfyQyg1HpxFkvqn5q1Sqt7LqmihF7c4UNBdpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
none

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/3PoVk6PJCj1xDZBVcYLpbDUJx5aGeE6T54jhUdtqxVG9. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-09T05:34:14Z; token launch time unavailable.

Token evidence: [evidence: memeless-market]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
xcMvw52eRyH49iTUoppBFn4PLGHKwE9FhHUAJCVpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: celebrity launch, reversal and unrelated names

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/H78GgFAW6huoAT36N64pFputN8eRLCr1sd1qv9YyQwoe. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-08T22:49:22Z; token launch time unavailable.
  • No verified relationship to the official Base LAPTOP. Earlier extreme valuation data was suspect; precise loss versus that baseline is not asserted.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-sol-a-market, sol-a-dex]

LAPTOP — LAPTOP

Chain
Solana mainnet (solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp)
Address
momcG32vAe7joEC1PNvNxTkdGiT7eEjEwuW6GVCpump (solana-base58)
Launchpad
unknown
Launched
unknown
Deployer
unknown
Narratives
LAPTOP: celebrity launch, reversal and unrelated names

Metrics

Checks

  • Unperformed checks: unknown — Liquidity ownership/withdrawal rights, deployer relationships, transfer restrictions and holder growth are unknown unless a specific check below says otherwise.

Notes

  • Selected pool: https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/AHgE3shzFWf41jt9fKTZgcfd2dLtTrAnRgmi9SGMbaVi. Quote SOL (So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112). Pool created 2026-09-09T02:02:07Z; token launch time unavailable.
  • No verified relationship to the official Base LAPTOP. Earlier extreme valuation data was suspect; precise loss versus that baseline is not asserted.

Token evidence: [evidence: laptop-sol-b-market, sol-b-dex]

What to watch next

  • Watch completed-hour stabilization and retained USDC liquidity, then identify multisig signers/vesting. Another large decline or disappearing quote liquidity weakens any persistence thesis. (narrative: LAPTOP: celebrity launch, reversal and unrelated names) (tokens: LAPTOP) — trigger: Next completed hour and independently decoded contract controls
  • Watch the same Meteora and Orca pools together, recoverable holder history and continued independent discussion. Continued liquidity loss across venues would weaken the relative-strength case. (narrative: STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion) (tokens: STONK) — trigger: Next same-pool snapshot after the current promotion window
  • Verify actual STONK reward transfers, eligibility and funding; compare price in STONK as well as USD. Promotion without repeatable distributions weakens the mechanism story. (narrative: STONK as a reward asset: holding through the promotion) (tokens: KNOTS) — trigger: Verified distribution transactions and matched quote-asset price history
  • Compare 牛来 and MarsCoin over the same campaign window and after incentives end. Retrieve exact official cutoff/timezone before scheduling a catalyst. Falling liquidity or reversed holder growth weakens the participation thesis. (narrative: BNB bStocks leaderboard incentives) (tokens: 牛来) — trigger: Campaign rules retrieval and post-round comparable snapshots
  • Reconcile Pons V2-labelled interface against documented active factory and fresh launch events. Resolve the degraded-data banner and verify buybacks/payouts. Stale or mismatched data weakens any claim of new momentum. (narrative: Robinhood launch infrastructure: different economics) (tokens: PONS) — trigger: Factory-event and independent market corroboration

Evidence

  • prior: Earlier shipped research — other — source: Previously shipped report — observed — Original research ends 10:15 UTC; revision published 13:37:35 UTC adds no market observations.
  • stonk-market: STONK pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Meteora; STONK / SOL. Pool created 2026-08-12T10:51:40Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • stonkszn-market: STONKSZN pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; STONKSZN / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-09T04:38:03Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • stonkex-market: STONKEX pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Uniswap V3 (Base); STONKEX / WETH 1%. Pool created 2026-08-24T15:19:45Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • laptop-market: LAPTOP pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Aerodrome Slipstream 3; LAPTOP / USDC 1%. Pool created 2026-09-09T02:27:33Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • knots-market: KNOTS pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Meteora; KNOTS / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-06T21:55:51Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • niulai-market: 牛来 pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Pancakeswap V3 (BSC); / USDT 0.25%. Pool created 2026-08-15T22:00:03Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • mars-market: MarsCoin pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Pancakeswap V3 (BSC); MarsCoin / USDT 0.25%. Pool created 2026-07-30T07:47:36Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • pons-market: PONS pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Uniswap V4 (Robinhood); PONS / USDG 0.3%. Pool created 2026-07-18T01:42:13Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • broker-market: STONKBROKER pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Uniswap V4 (Robinhood); STONKBROKER / WETH 1%. Pool created 2026-07-18T03:50:03Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • 4stock-market: 4Stock pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal BNB trending via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Pancakeswap V3 (BSC); 4Stock / USDT 1%. Pool created 2026-09-08T03:09:01Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • brew-market: BREW pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal BNB trending via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. Pancakeswap V3 (BSC); BREW / WBNB 1%. Pool created 2026-09-06T03:08:47Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • dowbones-market: DOWBONES pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; DOWBONES / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T15:27:23Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • msft-market: MSFT pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; MSFT / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T17:35:25Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • stonkless-market: STONKLESS pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; STONKLESS / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T16:15:36Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • nysedog-market: NYSEDOG pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; NYSEDOG / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T15:47:56Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • intc-market: INTC pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; INTC / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T13:54:48Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • nascat-market: Nascat pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; Nascat / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T12:37:53Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • stockpad-market: StockPad pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; StockPad / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-09T05:40:23Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • memeless-market: MEMELESS pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; MEMELESS / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-09T05:34:14Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • laptop-sol-a-market: LAPTOP pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; LAPTOP / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-08T22:49:22Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • laptop-sol-b-market: LAPTOP pool snapshot — market-data — source: GeckoTerminal exact-contract pool search via Otto — observed — Exact base/quote identities returned. PumpSwap; LAPTOP / SOL. Pool created 2026-09-09T02:02:07Z. Pool age is not token launch age.
  • stonk-dex: stonk DEX Screener cross-check — market-data — source: DEX Screener pair metrics — observed — Correct token symbol and exact pair URL match the requested asset. Source refresh timestamp unavailable.
  • laptop-dex: laptop DEX Screener cross-check — market-data — source: DEX Screener pair metrics — observed — Correct token symbol and exact pair URL match the requested asset. Source refresh timestamp unavailable.
  • stonkszn-dex: stonkszn DEX Screener cross-check — market-data — source: DEX Screener pair metrics — observed — Correct token symbol and exact pair URL match the requested asset. Source refresh timestamp unavailable.
  • stonk-holders: stonk holder snapshot — tool-output — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots — observed — Reported count 31812; raw balances may include pool, treasury or other contracts. Refresh time not supplied.
  • stonkszn-holders: stonkszn holder snapshot — tool-output — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots — observed — Reported count 1607; raw balances may include pool, treasury or other contracts. Refresh time not supplied.
  • knots-holders: knots holder snapshot — tool-output — source: GoPlus Solana holder snapshots — observed — Reported count 3615; raw balances may include pool, treasury or other contracts. Refresh time not supplied.
  • laptop-site: Official LAPTOP contract and tokenomics — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Base contract 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29. Site states 1B supply, 35% unlocked at TGE, 30% founders, 30% predictions, 5% charity, 20% airdrops split across day-one/future allocations, and 10% liquidity/5% foundation treasury. Burn/donation commitments are conditional; implementation not audited.
  • bnb-board: Official BNB Stonks Season dashboard — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Advertises $4M across weekly rounds; displayed week Sept 4–11 includes only bStock pairs. Rank 1 牛来: 69,903 holders, +15.54K; rank 2 MarsCoin: 47,034, +5.8K. Growth is the displayed campaign window, not 24h. Refresh every five minutes with possible 5–10 minute validation lag. Exact snapshot timezone/rules not retrieved.
  • rh-network: Robinhood mainnet identity — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Mainnet chain ID 4663; testnet 46630. ETH native asset. Official explorer and RPC references distinguish networks.
  • pons-docs: Pons current deployment and fees — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Active factory 0xA5aAb3F0c6EeadF30Ef1D3Eb997108E976351feB from block 8991118, versus legacy factory from block 8600612. Current documented launches use WETH-only Uniswap V3 1% pools; creator/protocol fee split 70/30, legacy 90/10. 80% protocol-fee buyback allocation is not immutable. Documentation claim, not audited contract proof.
  • pons-app: Pons launch interface — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Captured recent V2-labelled launches including LAPTOP/Biden-related names. Explicit degraded-data banner and animated-number extraction artifacts prevent reliable counts or market-cap comparisons.
  • arrow-site: Arrow official product links — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Official link leads to https://app.arrowfinance.io/launchpad. Homepage says launch live while other copy says planned/testnet. Claimed 800M curve plus 200M graduation liquidity, fixed 1B supply and a locker with no withdrawal function remain unaudited.
  • arrow-app: ArrowPad observed interface — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Live Robinhood-labelled board captured with no populated token rows. Loading zeros are insufficient evidence of no launch activity.
  • broker-site: StonkBrokers mechanics and reward claims — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Mainnet token 0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50. Activated broker NFTs receive marketing rewards; activation fees reportedly half burned. Clock In swaps the reward pot into stock tokens. Rewards are distinct from corporate dividends. Selected advertised transaction could not be verified.
  • broker-tx-invalid: Rejected payout transaction retrieval — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Requested payout hash differs from retrieved page hash; page displays 2022 timestamp, STUB and placeholder fields. Excluded as onchain payment proof.
  • coinbarrel: Coinbarrel accessible launch board — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Public Robinhood-labelled board included recent entries and holder counts; only abbreviated token addresses. No canonical contract resolution or independent market corroboration was performed.
  • rialto: Rialto accessible trading interface — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Redirected interface exposes token-specific markets and a mainnet label. Many selector prices were unloaded zeros; these are not market metrics.
  • fomo: Fomo accessible surface — webpage — source: Official pages via Context.dev — observed — Public website advertises social feed, trader following, leaderboard and notifications. Both rendered homepage and official Arrow-linked token URL return landing content, not current social activity.
  • fomo-token: Fomo official-linked token URL coverage — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Returned marketing landing content. No current follower, trade or leaderboard data obtained.
  • long: Long rendered landing — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Rendering recovered a landing page advertising stock-token launches on Robinhood Chain. Deployment version and actual launch transactions remain unverified.
  • noxa: NOXA Lite availability — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — NOXA Lite was accessible; says wallet connection is required to browse and chosen RPC supplies data. No wallet connected, no network/deployment/launch feed verified. Other supplied NOXA URL returned 404.
  • laptop-contract-a: First 30% LAPTOP contract — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Basescan identifies a SafeProxy and shows 300M of the official LAPTOP, corroborating Nansen. Signers, thresholds, beneficial owners and vesting restrictions not inspected.
  • laptop-contract-b: Second 30% LAPTOP contract — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Basescan identifies a SafeProxy and shows 300M of the official LAPTOP, corroborating Nansen. Same proxy factory is infrastructure, not proof of common ownership.
  • sol-a-dex: Earlier Solana LAPTOP A market cross-check — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Page shows roughly $2.2K liquidity/valuation and 1,969 holders. Pooled SOL 2.39, marked about $249; most reported pool value is its own token. Compact price typography is not parsed into a decimal.
  • sol-b-dex: Earlier Solana LAPTOP B market cross-check — webpage — source: Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex — observed — Page shows roughly $2.1K liquidity/valuation and 1,979 holders. Pooled SOL 1.17, marked about $121. Different snapshot from GeckoTerminal; latest trades and volume change quickly.
  • hunter-launch: @HunterBiden original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — Hunter Biden announces LAPTOP, its cultural reference and conditional allocation claims; not proof of implementation. Posted Tue Sep 08 22:14:21 +0000 2026.
  • hunter-teaser: @HunterBiden original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — Earliest official announcement retrieved: Sept 7 14:55:12 UTC, scheduled Sept 9. This is earlier context, not a new post today. Posted Mon Sep 07 14:55:12 +0000 2026.
  • aero-live: @aeroxyz original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — Aerodrome announces active LAPTOP/USDC trading and 4M LAPTOP deposited as incentives. Deposit is a project claim; no transfer audit was completed. Posted Wed Sep 09 12:00:22 +0000 2026.
  • raydium-stonk: @Raydium original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — Raydium amplifies STONK at 12:45:53 UTC. Posted Wed Sep 09 12:45:53 +0000 2026.
  • fomo-gift: @sadcrissy original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — sadcrissy offers a STONK giveaway to a LOOM holder on Fomo. Quoted pointfarmcap post claims recipients sold gifted STONK; no wallet transactions checked. Posted Wed Sep 09 11:26:00 +0000 2026.
  • knots-reward: @anglio original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — anglio amplifies a KNOTS team claim of $500K of STONK distributed. Dollar value, transfers and eligibility remain unverified. Posted Wed Sep 09 12:23:59 +0000 2026.
  • arkham-trader: @arkham original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — Arkham identifies @The__Solstice as an early STONK holder and says only 21% sold. This is Arkham social reporting, not an independently reconstructed trade history. Posted Wed Sep 09 10:26:34 +0000 2026.
  • knots-contract: @KnotsOnStonk original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — KNOTS account publishes the exact Solana mint, establishing the social-to-token mapping. Multiple latest replies promote earning STONK. Posted Wed Sep 09 13:59:29 +0000 2026.
  • brew-discussion: @ytflzyyds original post — social-post — source: Frames X search — observed — A third-party post describes a BREW launchpad and token pairings. Official Brew interface inaccessible; product and relationships not verified. Other exact-contract search posts link to unrelated claim/streaming domains and are not accepted as official channels. Posted Wed Sep 09 13:23:19 +0000 2026.
  • stonk-nansen: STONK top-holder balance changes — tool-output — source: Nansen top holders and balance changes — observed — First 10 Nansen holders only. Leading address Beqv6dzTcjV2eodo8RRXCiCcnSYrS1vkQKhfqwHXqeit holds 35,670,083.915 tokens; +40,889.540 over 24h and +2,405,598.134 over 7d. Labelled latina.sol address GZetT3iRmhuzuT1gkSk69MXMe8hRJZJGz1PPdKW1J2vq shows -214,000 over 24h and -2,412,352.290 over 7d. Balance changes do not prove purchases/sales or broad participation.
  • laptop-nansen: LAPTOP first 10 holders — tool-output — source: Nansen top holders and balance changes — observed — Top two addresses each hold 300M of the 1B supply, with reported 24h balance change zero. Other contract roles and total holder count not supplied.
  • matched-candles: Completed hour: LAPTOP versus STONK — tool-output — source: GeckoTerminal OHLCV via 2s — observed — 13:00–14:00 UTC on 9 September: LAPTOP Aerodrome pool open $4.4253486202, last completed 15m candle close $1.2540450620: -71.662%. STONK Meteora hourly open $0.22039665386, close $0.20528055762: -6.859%. LAPTOP opening high $6.95M excluded; no ATH-drawdown claim. STONK local high $0.22918351145 in 12:00–13:00 candle, followed by close $0.20528055762: -10.43%.

Sources

  • GeckoTerminal trending and new pools via 2s (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.2s-io.get.api-crypto-dex-pools — accessed — 7 requests: Solana, Base and Ethereum trending; Solana, Base and BNB new pools. BNB trending hit an upstream rate limit; an Otto call later supplied BNB coverage. No source snapshot timestamp; observed_at is retrieval-complete time. Token addresses are absent from this endpoint.
  • Frames X search (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: frames.twitter.post.api-search — accessed — 7 requests, 6 delivered. Broad discovery, original Hunter Biden/Aerodrome posts, STONK discussion, KNOTS account and exact BREW contract. The wider BNB official-account query was refused by its batch cap. Searches return limited pages; original post timestamps retained. No measured social growth rate.
  • Official pages via Context.dev (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: mpp.orth-context-dev.get.web-scrape-markdown — accessed — 18 requests, 14 delivered. Brew and stonk.fun were inaccessible; Long returned a client exception; NOXA /robinhood returned 404. Pons warns of degraded data; Arrow has conflicting live/planned copy and an empty captured board; Rialto includes unloaded zero fields. The StonkBrokers transaction page returned an unrelated hash and a 2022 STUB placeholder, excluded as transaction evidence.
  • Firecrawl search via Frames (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: mpp.stableenrich.post.api-firecrawl-search — accessed — Two searches delivered: BNB campaign discovery and LAPTOP catalyst/official-site discovery. Search results locate sources; snippets are not used for precise live market metrics.
  • Solana composite scan (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.soldefi-thomenz-me.get.v1-solana-full-scan-mint — accessed — STONKSZN delivered; STONK was refused by the batch cap. Composite output primarily contains verdicts rather than raw checks; verdicts and manipulation flags are not adopted as facts. STONKSZN deployer trace did not reach the earliest transaction after more than 3,000 signatures.
  • GoPlus Solana holder snapshots (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.sol-meme-intel-vercel-app.post.api-holders — accessed — Three delivered requests: STONK, STONKSZN, KNOTS. STONK 31,812 and STONKSZN 1,607 exactly repeat the earlier counts without source timestamps. Pool addresses remain in the supposedly non-locked concentration field. Counts are reported with freshness caveats; growth and beneficial-owner concentration unavailable.
  • Solana authority and sell-simulation check (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.soldefi-thomenz-me.get.v1-solana-honeypot-mint — accessed — STONK scan at 14:02:56 UTC reported inactive mint/freeze authorities and a successful limited sell simulation. Transfer-fee field null. Its 39,273-holder field conflicts with GoPlus 31,812. No verdict or wallet-manipulation label is adopted.
  • DEX Screener pair metrics (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.booaip-vercel-app.post.api-price — accessed — Four requests delivered. The first STONKSZN request returned an identical STONK response and is excluded. A later standalone STONKSZN request correctly matched its PumpSwap pair. STONK and Base LAPTOP prices/liquidity corroborate GeckoTerminal approximately. STONK FDV differs materially between sources.
  • Nansen top holders and balance changes (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: bazaar.api-nansen-ai-api-v1-tgm-holders — accessed — Two delivered requests: Base LAPTOP and Solana STONK. First 10 rows only; not total holder counts. ownership_percentage is fractional in these payloads (0.3 = 30%). Address balance changes are not necessarily trades. LAPTOP top-two contract balances corroborated on Basescan.
  • GeckoTerminal OHLCV via 2s (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: agentic.2s-io.get.api-crypto-dex-ohlcv — accessed — Two delivered requests. Base LAPTOP: 15-minute candles; opening candle has an implausible $6.95M high, excluded from peak analysis. STONK: 168 hourly candles requested, 120 returned with sparse older history. Comparisons use completed 13:00–14:00 UTC candles; latest partial candles excluded. Seven-day coverage is not treated as complete.
  • Rendered public pages via Cyberwarex (frames-tool; status: partial) — tool: bazaar.web-cyberwarex-com-fetch — accessed — 11 requests, 8 delivered. Long landing and NOXA Lite recovered; Brew and stonk.fun rejected as URL not allowed; official BNB X rules returned 403. Fomo homepage and official-linked token URL both showed marketing content rather than a feed. Basescan top-two LAPTOP holder contracts and both Solana LAPTOP DEX Screener pages retrieved.
  • Previously shipped report (manual; status: ok) — https://trenches.party/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2/index.json — accessed — Read local content/reports/2026-09-09T1020Z-r2.json. Editorial revision had no new market observations. Only comparable exact-asset snapshots are used; suspect LAPTOP baseline valuations are not turned into precise return estimates.
  • Frames catalog discovery and live probes (frames-tool; status: ok) — tool: frames_search_tools — https://api.frames.ag/docs — accessed — Used frames_search_tools, frames_get_tool and frames_probe_tools. Searches included trending/new pools, DEX Screener, GeckoTerminal, Fomo, GMGN, Robinhood launchpads, X search, Firecrawl, historical holders and browser rendering. Some combined searches had no hits. Discovery/probe success is not execution.
  • Frames current MCP documentation (webpage; status: ok) — https://api.frames.ag/docs — accessed — Opened directly only to verify the Frames interface. All external market/social/project evidence was obtained through Frames.
  • Additional discovered history tools (frames-tool; status: not-used) — tool: mpp.nansen.post.api-v1-profiler-address-historical-balances — accessed — Wallet historical balances and smart-money historical holdings were discovered but do not establish historical total holder counts. GMGN daily/persistent wallet dossiers and a Robinhood snipe feed were also discovered; not executed. No dedicated usable Fomo feed was found.

Limitations

  • All market figures are third-party snapshots accessed through Frames. GeneratedAt is retained when returned; otherwise observed_at is the 14:08:56 UTC retrieval-complete marker. Underlying refresh time then remains unavailable. No direct non-Frames market/social fallback was used.
  • Original X posts were retrieved through one Frames service. Broad search had ordinary-language noise and promotion. Contract searches and account queries improved identity, but this is neither an exhaustive social sample nor a measured mention-growth series.
  • Same ticker does not establish affiliation. Official Base LAPTOP is distinct from earlier Solana and BNB assets. New Base pool names and Pons names do not establish independent creator counts or common operators.
  • Holder counts and concentration disagree across providers. GoPlus repeated earlier counts and included known pools in a non-locked field. Nansen supplies first 10 holder balances, not total holder growth. No claim of independent-wallet concentration, coordinated control or wash trading is established.
  • STONK FDV is $204.84M at DEX Screener versus roughly $177.99M at GeckoTerminal. Supply methodology is unresolved. Market cap and FDV remain separate. Suspect earlier LAPTOP valuations and opening-candle artifacts are excluded from return/ATH calculations.
  • Completed-hour comparisons use 13:00–14:00 UTC; latest partial candles are excluded. Seven-day holder balance changes for selected STONK accounts are available, but comprehensive seven-day holder, liquidity and social histories are not.
  • No paid research remains running. Sum of final per-run billing.charged_credits is 925; configured cumulative batch caps were 2,000 credits. Eight batches requested 79 calls; 69 were marked delivered. Delivery does not imply factual validity; mismatched price and placeholder explorer content were excluded.
  • Budget-refused calls: STONK composite scan and the broader BNB official-account search. Alternative authority/market checks and the official campaign dashboard supplied partial coverage. No subscriptions, upgrades or transactions were performed.
  • No comprehensive chain-wide DEX volume or cross-chain flow dataset was acquired. Ethereum discovery did not support a distinct new narrative in this sample. Neither gap establishes inactivity.
  • Current Robinhood platform docs and public boards provide deployment/mechanism claims, not a smart-contract audit. Pons current WETH-only documentation and V2-labelled live interface require version reconciliation; Arrow copy is internally inconsistent, and the captured board has no loaded rows. Stock rewards and buybacks are not assumed to be dividends or confirmed payments.

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